We never liked that dirty old city-its so much nicer as rubble!
Istam urbem squalidam senescentem numquam dileximus-confracta, multo magis nobis placet!
* We love your big chariots, fast food, and violent culture!
** We hate our wicked and corrupt leaders!
*** Wed much rather be ruled by a distant emperor, even if hes a nitwit!
Wed much rather be ruled by a distant emperor, even if hes a nitwit!
Multo malimus ab imperatore remoto regi, etiamsi frutex sit!
If you see anything you like, dont hesitate to take it!
Si quid videtis quo delectamini, agite, capite sine mora!
Well be sure to let you know if any Huns come this way!
Curabimus ut sciatis num ulli Hunni appropinquent hac via!
Have a really nice epoch!
Sit vobis aetas felicissima!
Game Boy Chatter-HORTAMINA PUERORUM LUDENTIUM ENCHIRIDIIS LUSORIIS
Oppetite mortem lumine amplificato stimulata emissione radiorum, cimices extraterrestriales foedi!
Eat hot lead, Nazi zombie robot commandos!
Vescimini glandibus plumbi candentis, velites nationalisticosocialistici cadaverosi automatarii!
Feel the keen edge of the sword of doom, no-good, stinking, corpse-eating tomb-ghouls!
Sentite aciem acrem ensis mortiferi, o larvae putidae, o bustirapi nefandi!
I am going to program a simulation of the Roman Empire and rule it unjustly, cruelly, and incompetently!
Mihi est in animo programmare simulationem imperii Romani quam iniuste, atrociter, imperite regam!
Tax the poor!
Impone vectigalia pauperibus!
Bribe the senators!
Corrumpe pecunia senatores!
Rig the elections!
Falle comitia!
Screw minorities!
Defrauda nationes minores in tua civitate!
Pack the courts with obedient dunces!
Stipa basilicas stipitibus obsequentibus!
Arrest protestors on trumped-up charges!
Infer commenta crimina seditiosis apprehensis!
Invade other countries pretty much at random!
Infer forte temere bellum aliis gentibus!
What could possibly go wrong?
Quid nobis infeliciter fieri potest?
Modern Vatican Latin-SERMO LATINUS HODIERNUS IN VATICANO
Iurisconsultus mihi suasit ut testimonium dicerem Latine
My patron saint, Miranda, appeared to me in a vision and told me to remain silent
Patrona mea, Sancta Miranda, apparens mihi somnio me iussit tacere
Whom are you going to believe, me or some snot-nosed little boy, no matter how cute?
Utri vos convenit credere? Mihi, an nescio cui puero parvulo muculento, quamlibet pulchellus sit?
Look, these legal fees are putting quite a dent in the old collection plate
En, mercedes iurisperitorum discum eleemosynarium vero vacuefaciunt
What if I say one million Our Fathers and a couple hundred thousand Hail Marys and we just call it even?
Si Orationum Dominicarum decies centena milia recitabo, Salutationumque Beatae Mariae bis vel ter ducena milia, eritne satis?
The devil made me do it!
Diabolus me coegit peccare!
Learned Latin for Lovers-SERMO LATINUS DOCTUS AMATORIBUS
Si modo licet mihi te rogare idem quod antiqui Chaldaei suas puellas rogare solebant-quo signo nata es?
I think it was Pliny the Elder-or was it Pliny the Younger?-who first pioneered the concept of self-introduction by way of the purchase of a libation, and it is really in homage to him that I am moved to offer to buy you a drink
Credo Gaium Plinium Secundum Maiorem-aut Gaium Plinium Caecilium Secundum Minorem-instituisse ut vir, qui se notiorem puellae facere vellet, ei aliquid liquoris Lyaei compararet; itaque in commemorationem illius iuvat potiunculam tibi praebere
Cicero phrased it best, and I am merely quoting the master when I am driven to remark, Nice
tits.
Hoc Marcus Tullius optime verbis expressit, neque profero alia quam ipsissima verba optimi omnium oratorum cum adsevero te venustas habere mammas
* Cicero phrased it best, and I am merely quoting the master when I am driven to remark, Nice tits.
** It is required of you to go fuck yourself.
Just as Aeneas inquired of Dido in Book Four of the Aeneid after stating his desire to install his obelisk in her temple of love, your place or mine?
A te quaeso, sicut in Aeneidos libro quarto Aeneas, elocutus desiderium erigendi suum obeliscum in templo Venereo Didonis, ab ea quaesivit, tuae domi an meae?
In the deathless words of the great philosopher-emperor Marcus Aurelius, of course I will respect you in the morning
Si me decet immortalia verba usurpare Marci Aurelii, imperatoris illustris philosophici, certe apud me in honore eris, cras mane
Classical Kiss-offs-VALEDICTIONES ANTIQUAE
Basia basiliscum meum
Bite my zither
Morde citharam meam
Lick my licorice stick
Linge bacillum glycyrrhizae meum
Suck my aqueduct
Suge meum aquaeductum
Tune my lap trumpet
Tempera tubam quam in sinu fero
Lollipop my toga lizard
Liguri lacertam quae sub toga mea vivit
Lip-read my trouser scroll
Lege labris volumen inguinale mihi
III Sermo Latinus EruditusAdvanced Latin Useful Syntax-SYNTAXIS UTILIS
Go fuck yourself
IMPERFECT SUBJUNCTIVE EXPRESSING A WISH FOR THE PRESENT
Utinam tete futueres
Would that you would go fuck yourself
FIRST SUPINE EXPRESSING A WISH FOR THE PRESENT WITH VERBS OF MOTION