Александр Иванович Фурсов - Open Animals Day стр 2.

 He's not crooked,  offended the administrator.  He has both eyes and he walks straight. Only the trunk is slightly bent in the wrong direction.

 Well, if a little, then it's not scary,  agreed dad.  Lead!

Administrator number forty-seven picked up the phone and said to someone:

 Vasya! Lead Terimerisund!  And then he turned to dad:  Your passport?

 Listen!  dad started up.  You said that the pet needs to be fed with dinner. And what does he eat, this Terimerisund of yours?

The administrator took out the elephant's lunch menu from the folder and read:

 Hay 30 kilograms, grass 30 kilograms, straw 5 kilograms, oats 7 kilograms, bran 2 kilograms, rye bread 5 kilograms, white bread 5 kilograms, carrots 20 kilograms, beets 10 kilograms, potatoes 15 kilograms, cabbage 10 kilograms, apples 10 kilograms, pears 10 kilograms, bananas 5 kilograms, sugar 1 kilogram.

 Are you kidding me?  dad said.  I do not earn so much to buy it all. Take back your elephant we don't need your Lame Trunk!

 You haven't taken it yet!  said the administrator.  Besides, he is not Lame, but a Crooked trunk. Elephants walk with their feet, not trunks.

 All the same, he eats so much that we will not take either Lame or Crooked,  said dad.

The administrator picked up the phone again:

 Vasya! Bring Terimerisund back!

Misha was upset, tears appeared in his eyes.

 Do not worry!  dad reassured him.  Let's take someone else. Who do you want?

 Crocodile,  the son sobbed.

 Well, crocodile, so crocodile,  agreed dad.

 Available baby Nile crocodile named Kesul,  said the administrator.  Lead?

 Why a baby crocodile and not a crocodile?  dad asked.  He is OK? And what is this name Kesul? He's not a goat, but a crocodile?

 The crocodile is all right, it's just still young. And Kesul in translation from Arabic means lazy,  answered the administrator.

 And all the hardworking crocodiles were dismantled?  dad asked.

 Do you want a hardworking one?  the administrator was wary.  I wonder what kind of work you are going to use it for?

None,  dad replied.  We need him for a walk.

 Lazy is just right for a walk,  said the administrator.

 Okay!  agreed dad.  Lead!

 Vasya! Lead Kesul!  said the administrator and put down the phone.

 Crocodile menu, please!  asked the dad.

The administrator got into his folder, rummaged in it, took out the necessary sheet and handed it to dad.

 Okay,  Dad said, glancing at the menu.  Fish four hundred grams, beef three hundred grams. It suits us!

 In the wild, the Nile crocodile eats fish, as well as animals that come to the watering hole,  explained the administrator.  For example, zebras, buffaloes, giraffes, rhinos and even hippos.

 But the hippopotamus does not weigh three hundred grams?  dad was frightened.

 Of course,  the administrator agreed.  An adult hippo weighs up to four tons.

 Four thousand kilograms of meat?  dad was surprised.  Your Kesul's dinner will probably be more expensive than Terimerisund's!

 Its not so,  the administrator reassured him.  First, crocodiles eat hippos in the wild. Secondly, they hunt the hippo in packs, therefore they then divide it among all. Thirdly, after that there is a week, or even two the food is digested. And we feed them here little by little, but every day. I gave you the menu!