[= I will certainly not replace him, but will use the chair funds to give a raise to my mistress]
«The whole faculty commits, to the extent possible, to continue on his behalf his work in Turkey.»
[= If I still get funding from the Turkish government, Ill send one of my interns, otherwise we leave it all immediately]
«I think it will be a proper tribute to organise annual symposiums in his memory»
[= With the remains of the PRIN funds that still are in his name and that I cannot put in my pocket, I will organise half a day of studies this year and never again]
«Last, but not least, please allow me to express my deepest gratitude to Francesco Speri, who took back our dear departed.»
[= Luckily, I found this idiot, otherwise I would have been the one flying over there in this terrible heat]
«I wish for dear Francesco, as the professor did, to find his rightful place at the University»
[= If Barbarino didnt do anything about him while he was alive, I will certainly not put my efforts into finding this guy a position]
«and see his years of continuous and fruitful collaboration with dear Luigi finally recognised.»
[= You were his slave for years, now that hes dead youre on your own!]
«Thanks again to all of you for participating in such a great number.»
[= Unfortunately, I had to be here, but I am jealous of those who went to the beach].
With these emotional words we take our leave, moved, from the eminent Luigi Maria Barbarino.
At the exit everyone says quick goodbyes and runs to their car: my ex-colleagues cant wait to get back to their academical researches, that they are conducting between the port of Talamone and the Capalbio G beach club.