10. On the independent flows in jamgihism.
The giving up smoking of pot and non-interference of Jamgick in the war served as catalyst for some changings in jamgihism. As a result, some isolated flows arised: orthodox jamgihism, material jamgihism and real jamgihism, and also the allegation of some members of the 2 last flows in the alternative jamgihism. And if the first two went on living by Lawsof Moishe, three other flows significantly reformed the faith.
A) The material jamgihism.
The materialists founded the flow because of non-interference Jamgick in the second war. They grounded the teaching as sincere faith in Jamgick as a real creature, but in the same time they do not consider him to be a God and generally deny any God worship. They consider Jamgick to be some kind of the guy living highly in mountains and smoking pot. Of course, Jamgick has paranormal capabilities in their comprehension, but nevertheless he is material and his death is quite possible. In opinion of materialists, Jamgick did not create the Earth, but brought people exactly from the previous place of residence. The materialists also use grass in the achievement of higher beatitude, as well as orthodox persons do. Practically they do not differ from orthodoxies in culture, but they do not wear sacred amulets with jamga, unbelieving in its divine origin.
The follow the conceptions, which do not concern the divine origin of Jamgick; and where they are, the concepts are important, they walk around it a side. As well as Jamgick.
B) Real Jamgihism.
Realists believe in Jamgick as well as orthodox Jamgiman and their main difference is they dont smoke the pot. It has been just after the war many citizens had seen that they were able to live without pot and it was quite good and it was even healthy, because nobody forbade drinking beer. In some months after the war some plantations with hemp were closed and there was hop planted. Realists understand that the excessive use of hemp reduce to moral decay of jamgimen, but at the same time they consider that at the higher level of societys development it will be possible to live without pot.
C) Alternativists have joined two previous movements in one new movement which became the most progressive (but not the most veritable in understanding of orthodoxies). Alternativists stopped to smoke pot and recognized Jamgick as a dude as in materialism. In short, they have united 2 steams and became as atheists (not in all but they did it). In the doctrine they are based all on the same war. About it tells their slogan Without the pot and Jamgick, but with life. From concepts of Moishe they took only morally-ethical (if so it is possible to call them). Despite of such split, jamgihism unlike other religions hasnt broken up, and continued to exist, as it there was the most democratic religion at that time.
Hashish concluded the alliance with representatives of all currents jamgihism and has collected Council of beliefs which has designated near future contours. It has served the creation in the future in Jamgiland the first communistic state in the world.
11. On unreal types to Pupkin Mumbling.
Nearly in 50 years in Jamgiland the presidential elections was organized, and orthodox Avtol Kamasutrov won. But he was killed by the mercenary, employed by militant neighbour of Jamgimen kingdom of Vaflogonia. Vaflogonia has coveted for a long time prospering and peace Jamgiland.
But forces were unequal, and they have wanted to bring distemper in republic. Soon there were intense situation on the border of two states. Jamgick party of national liberation, named by Hashish, has sent fighting detached forces to the country borders. Then, the peoples volunteer corps was organized in republic, which was headed by Pupkin Mumbling, the football player of local team Spartak (Ahalay-Mahalay). Soon residents of Vaflogonia have decided that it will be too dangerousto war and have sent heavy tank artillery to the line of borders. Our folk were not armed with such thingamajigs, but we surpassed the enemy in number. In the morning of the fifth day Pupkin left to border with a red flag, on which Fucking Vaflogonia was written. In response, residents of Vaflogonia have sent the detached force Golopas, armed cap-á-pie. It was difficult for Pupkin to withdraw, and he accepted battle in jungle nearby. It looks like he might be faced bigger difficulties playing football (especially in matches with CSKA there were more boundless fights in general, the list of victims exceeds some thousands among them footballers, fans, cops and casual passers-by). Now he also has made an attempt to interrupt these birdbrains by turns. At first he has got the old revolver that was presented to him by his grandfather, who was the veteran of Peoples Commissariat of Internal Affairs. Mumbling learned different barbarities from his grandpa, which he wanted to apply. Having used radio to call reinforcement, he took cover in the tree cave and began to shoot scuts, screaming You wont escape! Punishing eye of hell will rip out your heart. I appeal to your stinking bodies to leave this perishable earth, otherwise judgment of Great Lord will be inevitable. Fanatics, youve come to chasten us, but you goofed up. Youve got no brain-box to put your thinking-cap on! Ha-ha-ha! While Mumbling was talking that bull shit, thought out just on the spot, the reinforcement group Good guys rushed through the overgrowth of poppy. So long and full of fun that rushing was Captivating odor was suppressing the attack, but when Mumbling began to speak on the importance of cannabis cultivation in conditions of the far north, our folk approached to the boneheads from the back. Sudden attack provoked hand-to-hand fight. Pupkin rushed out from the tree cave and kicked the reproductive organ of one scut. Of course it was inhumane, but its war Good were kicking scuts asses actively. They were striking their heads and kidneys with legs. Then, after pronouncing the watchword Keep in mind Im not kind. Bump off the fags!, they began committing such barbarities as kidney extraction, splitting of peroneal bone into 4, sucking out of brain, and (my favourite) ear lobes and nostrils evulsion with obligatory feeding them to the victim. In short, people had a lot of fun Having sent bodies of the scutsto their camp, our folk were tarrying for the reaction. Corpses came to the enemy camp with the ultimatum, in short, its meaning was You mother fuckers, wanna pop off the hooks in the same way? Fuck off! Youll be fucked up! Well come in the morning and will rip out your nostrils. The scuts were unreal dudes and dumped a load, so the territory became contaminated at least for forty years. Having left all the armaments, these bozos ran off from our great land and they had never appeared not only in Jamgiland, butin the world history as well. A whisper goes round that they have committed mass act of hara-kiri. Meanwhile the Jamgimen, having captured enemy tank corps, made a madhouse of the republic. Pupkin Mumbling became the President during the next elections and another peaceful period started in the life of our republic.
OuKB!!! Hey! Hey!
I am kind
The theory was finished here.
And the practice is beginning
(!) (P) resident is a resident (in brief resik) of the definite country for the definite period. When his division term (the second term is sharing out) of this country is finishing, the president will to be used one (that is second-hand resident of the world government). Unicellular called such persons ex-presidents. But face the truth! Arent they second-hand?!?