Why! I cant begin to get my arm into that pipe-stem! What? I should have allowed seams? Why didnt you tell me? Oh, no, I didnt scorn your advice! Why, thats what I have you here for! Well, those sleeves are ruined. A living skeleton couldnt get into those. Its most confusing, the way some patterns allow seams and some dont. I was going to get one with all seams allowed, but it had another part to it a brassière. I dont know what that is, but probably some sort of a brass pot or other bric-à-brac junk, and I dont want any more of that. The den is full now. Well, Im tired of making sleeves. What do you think, Miss Cotton, of just adding lace lower halfs? I bought a lovely pair, in case the sleeves didnt turn out well. Now, Ill put on the bodice, and you pin them on, and well see how they look.
Oh, theyre not nearly long enough! They ought to come well below my wrists. And such beautiful lace its a shame not to use them. Yes, perhaps a band of lace at the elbow might help. No, that looks awfully patchy take it away. A ruching at the wrist? No, nobody wears that. Oh, dear, what can we do? I must have this gown for this afternoon!
Heres a pair of long lace sleeves, whole ones, I bought in case I needed them. Would they do? No the lace doesnt match that on the bodice. Dye them? No, thank you! I bought some dye once, and the package said on the outside in big letters: Dyeing at Home! No trouble at all! and it gave me such a turn, I never could think of wearing a dyed sleeve! What can I do? I believe Ill wear them as they are. I hate long sleeves anyway. They get so soiled, and they bag at the elbows, and theyre terribly unbecoming. Oh, Ive a whole black net guimpe! I bought it, thinking it might be useful for something. Suppose we rip out these sleeves, and the lace neck, and just wear the bodice over this guimpe!
Oh! oh! it looks horrid! just like an old-fashioned jumper suit! Youll have to put the neck back as it was.
But then what can we do with the sleeves?
Nothing! Just nothing! I shall have to stay at home until I can get some entirely new gowns made. Its a sin and shame, the way we poor women have to be slaves to Fashion! And I know, just as soon as I am fitted out with long sleeves, the pretty, short ones will come in style again!
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
SCENE. The Pelhams living room. It is decorated for Christmas, and on tables are displayed many beautiful gifts that have been sent to Mr. and Mrs. Pelham.