Mrs. Roberts: "There! I knew it. If I had been worth anything at all as a wife I should have had you a cup of tea long ago. Oh, how heartless! And I've let both the girls go, and the fire's all out in the range, anyway. But I'll go and start it with my own hands "
Mrs. Campbell: "In those gloves! You're crazy, Agnes! Edward, I'll tell you what Willis does, when he's out of sorts a little: he takes a taste of whiskey-and-water. He says nothing freshens him up like it."
Roberts: "That's a good idea."
Mrs. Roberts, bustling into the dining-room and reappearing with a tumbler and a decanter: "The very thing, Amy! And thank you so much. Trying to make Edward remember seems to put everything out of my head! I might have thought of whiskey, though! If it's only loss of sleep, it will wake him up, and if it's grippe, it's the most nourishing thing in the world."
Roberts: "I'm not going to have the grippe, Agnes."
Mrs. Roberts: "Edward! Don't boast! You may be stricken down in an instant. I heard of one person who was taken so suddenly she hadn't time to get her things off, and tumbled right on the bed. You must put some water in it, of course; and hot water is very soothing. You can use some out of the pipes; it's perfectly good."
Mrs. Campbell: "Agnes, are you never coming?"
Roberts: "Yes, go along, Agnes, do! I shall get on quite well, now. You needn't wait."
Mrs. Roberts: "Oh, if I could only stay and think for you, dearest! But I can't, and you must do the best you can. Do keep repeating it all over! It's the only way "
Mrs. Campbell, from the door: "Agnes!"
Mrs. Roberts: "Amy, I'm coming instantly."
Mrs. Campbell: "I declare I shall go without you!"
Mrs. Roberts: "And I shouldn't blame you a bit, Amy! And if it turns out to be the grippe, Edward, don't lose an instant. Send for the doctor as fast as the district messenger can fly; give him his car fare, and let one come for me; and jump into bed and cover up warm, and keep up the nourishment with the whiskey; there's another bottle in the sideboard; and perhaps you'd better break a raw egg in it. I heard of one person that they gave three dozen raw eggs a day to in typhoid fever, and even then he died; so you must nourish yourself all you can. And "
Mrs. Campbell: "Agnes! I'm going!"
Mrs. Roberts: "I'm coming! Edward!"
Roberts: "Well?"
Mrs. Roberts: "There is something else, very important. And I can't think of it!"
Roberts: "Liebig's extract of beef?"
Mrs. Roberts, distractedly: "No, no! And it wasn't oysters, either, though they're very nourishing, too. Oh, dear! What "
Mrs. Campbell: "Going, Agnes!"
Mrs. Roberts: "Coming, Amy! Try to think of something else that I ought to remember, Edward!"
Roberts: "Some word to the girls when they come in?"
Mrs. Roberts: "No!"
Roberts: