Smelly Zombie
Fear them they await from the dark!
ALEX MASON
© ALEX MASON, 2020
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Smelly Zombie
A Screenplay by ALEX MASON
INT. A SWEET SHOP AFTERNOON
Energetic hairdresser DR ANDY SWEET is arguing with clever gardener DR CLARKE THUNDER. ANDY tries to hug CLARKE but he shakes him off.
ANDY
Please Clarke, dont leave me.
CLARKEIm sorry Andy, but Im looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
ANDY
I am such a person!
CLARKE frowns.
CLARKEIm sorry, Andy. I just dont feel excited by this relationship anymore.
CLARKE leaves.
ANDY sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, caring actor LADY STANLEY WILLIS barges in looking flustered.
ANDY
Goodness, Stanley! Is everything okay?
STANLEYIm afraid not.
ANDYWhat is it? Dont keep me in suspense
STANLEY
Its a zombie I saw an evil zombie squash a bunch of children!
ANDY
Defenseless children?
STANLEYYes, defenseless children!
ANDYBloomin heck, Stanley! Weve got to do something.
STANLEY
I agree, but I wouldnt know where to start.
ANDYYou can start by telling me where this happened.
STANLEY
I was
STANLEY fans herself and begins to wheeze.
ANDYFocus Stanley, focus! Where did it happen?
STANLEYa supermarket! Thats right a supermarket!
ANDY springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD CONTINUOUS
ANDY rushes along the street, followed by STANLEY. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
EXT. A SUPERMARKET SHORTLY AFTER
KATY PITT a smelly zombie terrorises two children.
ANDY, closely followed by STANLEY, rushes towards KATY, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
STANLEY
What is is? Whats the matter?
ANDYThats not just any old zombie, thats Katy Pitt!
STANLEY
Whos Katy Pitt?
ANDYWhos Katy Pitt? Whos Katy Pitt? Only the most smelly zombie in the universe!