Tony was sick, Nailles was sad, there was more suffering in life than he had been led to believe and mightn't it be generous to overlook Mrs. Hammer's importunity and accept her invitation. 'If we're not doing anything else why don't we go," he said. "It would be neighborly and we can leave early." A few nights later then they drove up to Powder Hill. It was a starry night-Venus blazed like a light bulb, and going up the walk to the house Nailles bent and kissed his wife. Hammer let them in and introduced them to his wife and the other guests. Marietta Hammer seemed absentminded, unenthusiastic or perhaps drunk. One of Nailles's great liabilities was an inability to judge people on their appearance. He thought all men and women honest, reliable, clean and happy and he was often surprised and disappointed. He could see at once that the optimistic estimate of the Hammers that he had made in church might have to be overhauled. There were three other couples-the Taylors, the Phillipses and the Hazzards. There seemed to be no maid. Hammer mixed the drinks in the pantry and Marietta excused herself and went into the kitchen.
"Have you known the Hammers for long," Eliot asked the others.
"I don't really know them at all," Mr. Taylor said. "I have the Ford agency in the village and when he came in to buy a car he asked me for dinner. I figure they'll be a two-car family- everybody on Powder Hill is-so I'm really here on business."
"I sold them their deep freeze," said Mr. Phillips.
"I sold them the house," said Mr. Hazzard.
"Isn't it a lovely house," said Mrs. Hazzard. "The Heathcups lived here until he passed away."
"He was such a nice fellow," said Mr. Hazzard. "I've never understood why he did it."
"Let's see," Hammer said, coming in from the pantry. "Bourbon for you. Scotch and water…"
"What business are you in, Mr. Hammer," asked Mr. Hazzard.
"I'm president of Paul Hammer Associates," Hammer said. "We do just about everything."
Marietta Hammer laughed. Her laughter was meant to discountenance her husband. It was a musical laugh-half an octave-but it was, Eliot thought, the kind of laughter one hears in women's clubs, at bridge parties and in those restaurants that feature rich desserts. It had no power of sexual arousal as laughter often does. Her blond hair, her earrings and her dress were all long and she had a definite beauty-the kind of beauty you might see on a magazine cover, but it would be an old cover in a dentist's anteroom, a little worn and dating from the year before last. She went into the pantry and helped herself to more whiskey. Taylor did not conceal the fact that he was there on business and during cocktails he spoke of the interesting discounts he could offer Hammer when the time came to buy his second car. The dinner, as things went in Bullet Park, wasn't much. There was some kind of goulash or stew and Marietta picked at it with such obvious distaste that Eliot wondered if Hammer hadn't cooked the meal. "Well I don't suppose you've been in Bullet Park long enough to form any judgments but we do hope you like the place. I've always found it a very nice community."
"We've only been here two weeks," Hammer said.
"If you want my opinion," Marietta said, "I'll be happy to give you one. I think it stinks. It's just like a masquerade party. All you have to do is to get your clothes at Brooks, catch the train and show up in church once a week and no one will ever ask a question about your identity."
"Please darling," Hammer said. "Not tonight."
"Oh what's wrong with you," she asked. "What are you so cross about? You've been cross all week. Are you sore because I bought this dress? Is that your trouble? Do you think I ought to buy my clothes at Macy's or Alexander's or someplace like that? Do you think I ought to make my own clothes, for Christ's sake. So it cost four hundred dollars but it looks good on me and I need something to wear. And I don't have many clothes. Well I don't have very many clothes. All right I do have a lot of clothes and I've said something stupid and now you're going to gloat over it. Oh Jesus, I wish you could see your face. You make me laugh."
"You can get nice couturier dresses at Ohrbach's," Mrs. Taylor said.
"Not tonight, sweetheart," Hammer said.
"You're a doormat," she went on. "You're a henpecked doormat and don't try and blame me for it. You're the kind of a man who thinks that someday, someday, some slender, well-bred, beautiful, wealthy, passionate and intelligent blonde will fall in love with you. Oh God, I can imagine the whole thing. It's so disgusting. She'll have long hair and long legs and be about twenty-eight, divorced, but without any children, I'll bet she's an actress or a night-club singer. That's about the level of your imagination. What do you do with her, chump, what do you do with her besides tying on a can. What is a henpecked doormat up to. Do you take her to the theater? Do you buy her jewelry? Do you travel? I'll bet you travel. That's your idea of a big thing. Ten days on the Raffaello, tying on a can morning, noon and night and drifting into the first-class bar at seven in your beautifully cut dinner jacket. What a distinguished couple! What crap. But I guess it would be the France, someplace where you can show off your lousy French. I suppose you'd drag her around Paris in her high heels, showing her all your old haunts. I feel sorry for her, I really do. But get this straight, chump, get this straight. If this blonde showed up you wouldn't have the guts to take her to bed. You'd just moon around, kissing her behind pantry doors, and finally decide not to be unfaithful to me. That's if a blonde showed up, but no blonde is going to show up. There isn't any such blonde. You're going to be lonely for the rest of your life. You're a lonely man and a lonely man is a lonesome thing, a stick, a stone, a bone, a doormat, an empty gin bottle…"
"I think we'd better go," said Mrs. Taylor.
"Yes," said the Phillipses, and there was a rush for the door.
"Good night."
"Good night."
"Good night."
Lying in bed that night Nailles thought: Hammer and Nailles, spaghetti and meatballs, salt and pepper, oil and vinegar, Romeo and Juliet, block and tackle, thunder and lightning, bacon and eggs, corned beef and cabbage, ham and cheese, curb and snaffle, shoes and socks, line and sinker, true and false, sharp and flat, boots and spurs, snorkel and flipper, fish and chips, white tie and tails, bride and groom, dog and cat, sugar and cream, table and chair, pen and ink, stars and moon, ball and chain, tears and laughter, Mummy and Dad, war and peace, heaven and hell, good and evil, life and death, love and death, death and taxes… He slept and dreamed.