Sixth Grave on the Edge
Charley Davidson - 6
Darynda Jones
For Michael and Cathy,
who make Saturday nights more entertaining than a night at the Comedy Club
Acknowledgments
First, thank
you,
wonderful readers, for braving another adventure into the world of Charley Davidson. Once more unto the breach, my friends. May this journey bring you joy, laughter, and lots of warm, fuzzy feelings.
A special thanks (and my undying gratitude) as always to my incredible agent, Alexandra The Powerhouse Machinist, my amazing editor, Jennifer The Genius Enderlin, and to all the teams at St. Martins Press, Macmillan Audio, and Janklow & Nesbit Associates. Im ever so grateful to have you! And thank you to the ultra-talented narrator of the audiobooks, the lovely Lorelei King.
And a note to Loren LOREN! who left me for another writer. Or, well, a lot of other writers. But its okay. No, really, *sniff* I have Nick now. Its all good. But I wish you the very best, mister!
Thank you to Eliani Torres! How you put up with me and my constant overuse of certain words that Im not going to list here for fear of sending you into cardiac arrest, Ill never know. Thank you so much for your wonderful, mad skill. And to my betas, Theresa, Cait, and Rhiannon. Your input and ideas were invaluable. Theresa, I owe you big-time! Thank you for coming through with such flying colors during that initial crunch.
Thank you thank you thank you to my extraordinary Grimlets! Your generosity is insane. Please know how much you mean to me. And a special thanks to Jowanna, aka Mama Grimlet, who makes me giggle in all the right places.
To all of my family and friends for your love and support. Where would I be without you? (Dont answer that.) And a special thanks to my writing buddies, the incomparable Jacquelyn Frank and the super hot CL Parker. And since were on the subject, thank you
so
much to J.R. Ward for talking me down off the ledge seconds before I toppled over. Love you all!
And last but not even close to least, to my assistant Dana, the torrential, exuberant, effervescent, gale-force whirlwind beneath my wings. You amaze and inspire me to be the best I can be every single day.
ScreamQueen
1
A blank is the only thing I draw well.
- T-SHIRT
A girl, a mocha latte, and a naked dead man walk into a bar, I said, turning to the naked dead man sitting in my passenger seat. The
elderly
naked dead man whod been riding shotgun in my cherry red Jeep Wrangler, aka Misery, for two days now. We were on a stakeout. Sort of. I was staking out a Mr. and Mrs. Foster, so I was definitely on a stakeout. No idea what Naked Dead Man was on. Considering the fact that he looked about 112, probably blood thinners. Cholesterol medication. And, judging from the state of his manhood, which I couldnt stop seeing
every single time
I turned toward him, Viagra. If I were to hashtag that moment, my status would read something like #impressed.
I gave him two thumbs up, then looked back at the house again, happy to be sitting in Misery. The Jeep, not the emotion. Id just picked her up from the car hospital two days earlier. Shed had several surgeries to fix her broken girlie bits because a raving lunatic rammed into her. Hed knocked her into a state of mangled disrepair and me, as I was in the drivers seat at the time, into a state of oblivion. I stayed in that state long enough for Mr. Raving Lunatic to cart me off to a deserted bridge to kill me. He failed and died in the process, but Misery had paid a high price for his nefarious machinations. Why did bad guys always try to hurt the ones I loved?
And this one had succeeded. Misery was hurt. Bad. No one wanted to work on her. Said she couldnt be saved. Said to give her over to the scrap yard. Thankfully, a family friend with a body shop and a few incriminating photos, which just happened to have found their way into my possession, agreed with great reluctance to try.
Noni kept her for two long weeks before calling to tell me that hed almost lost her a couple of times, but shed pulled through with flying colors. When I got the green light to go pick her up, I tore out of my apartment so fast, I left a dust trail behind me, along with a flummoxed best friend, whod been telling me about the couple in 3C. They were apparently newlyweds, if their energy to do ither wordsall night every night was any indication. I hurried back to her, however, because I didnt have a car and I needed a ride.
When we picked up Misery, Noni tried to tell me everything hed had to do to her to get her up and running, but I held
up a hand to stop him, unable to bear it. This was Misery he was talking about. Not some random Wrangler off the streets. This was
my
Wrangler. My best friend. My baby.
Holy cow, I needed a life.
I had to hand it to Noni, though. Misery was good as new. Better than I was, anyway. Ever since that night, Id been having problems sleeping. I suffered from debilitating nightmares that left me screaming into my pillow, and I jumped every time someone dropped a feather.