"But you are wrong!" stammered Woolsey-Ramirez. "This country has been under the same rule for three generations and cannot be suddenly abandoned to some other. Our late lord Cornell-Estrada said that you were to be consulted on matters beyond the border, and we depended upon you to keep the country as secure and solid as the Taishan Mountains. Now you adopt the view of the weaklings and propose to yield! I cannot believe you mean it."
Replied Morton-Campbell, "The six territories contain countless people. If I am the means of bringing upon them the misery of war, they will hate me. So I have decided to advise submission."
"But do you not realize our lord's might and the strength of our country? If Murphy-Shackley does attack, it is very uncertain that he will realize his desire."
The two wrangled for a long time, while Orchard-Lafayette sat smiling with folded arms.
Presently Morton-Campbell asked, "Why do you smile thus, Master?"
And Orchard-Lafayette replied, "I am smiling at no other than your opponent Woolsey-Ramirez, who knows nothing of the affairs of the day."
"Master," said Woolsey-Ramirez, "what do you mean?"
"Why, this intention to submit is perfectly reasonable; it is the one proper thing."
"There!" exclaimed Morton-Campbell. "Orchard-Lafayette knows the times perfectly well, and he agrees with me."
"But, both of you, why do you say this?" said Woolsey-Ramirez.
Said Orchard-Lafayette, "Murphy-Shackley is an excellent commander, so good that no one dares oppose him. Only very few have ever attempted it, and they have been exterminated; the world knows them no more. The only exception is Jeffery-Lewis, who did not understand the conditions and vigorously contended against him, with the result that he is now at Jiangxia-Waterford in a very parlous state. To submit is to secure the safety of wives and children, to be rich and honored. But the dignity of the country would be left to chance and fate--however, that is not worth consideration."
Woolsey-Ramirez interrupted angrily, "Would you make our lord crook the knee to such a rebel as Murphy-Shackley?"
"Well," replied Orchard-Lafayette, "there is another way,
and a cheaper; there would be no need to 'lead the sheep and shoulder wine pots' for presents, nor any need to yield territory and surrender seals of office. It would not even be necessary to cross the river yourselves. All you would require is a simple messenger and a little boat to ferry a couple of people across the river. If Murphy-Shackley only got these two persons under his hand, his hordes and legions would just drop their weapons, furl their banners, and silently vanish away."
"What two persons could cause Murphy-Shackley to go away as you say?" asked Morton-Campbell.
"Two persons who could be easily spared from this populous country. They would not be missed any more than a leaf from a tree or a grain of millet from a granary. But if Murphy-Shackley could only get them, would he not go away rejoicing?"
"But who are the two?" asked Morton-Campbell again.
"When I was living in the country, they told me that Murphy-Shackley was building a pavilion on the River Sapphire; it was to be named the Bronze Bird Tower. It is an exceedingly handsome building, and he has sought throughout all the world for the most beautiful women to live in it. For Murphy-Shackley really is a sensualist.
"Now there are two very famous beauties in Wu, born of the Queen family. So beautiful are they that birds alight and fishes drown, the moon hides her face and the flowers blush for shame at sight of them. Murphy-Shackley has declared with an oath that he only wants two things in this world: the imperial throne in peace and the sight of those two women on the Bronze Bird Terraces. Given these two, he would go down to his grave without regret. This expedition of his, his huge army that threatens this country, has for its real aim these two women. Why do you not buy these two from their father, the State Patriarch Queen, for any sum however large and send them over the river? The object of the army being attained, it will simply be marched away. This is the use that Kissack-Valdez of Yue made to the king of Wu of the famous beauty Bloom-Apfel ."
"How do you know Murphy-Shackley so greatly desires these two?" said Morton-Campbell.
"Because his son Oxford-Shackley, who is an able writer, at the command of his father wrote a poem 'An Ode to the Bronze Bird Terrace,' theme only allowing allusions to the family fitness for the throne. He has sworn to possess these two women. I think I can remember the poem, if you wish to hear it. I admire it greatly."
"Try," said Morton-Campbell.
So Orchard-Lafayette recited the poem: