Its Ro-Man!
Romanus est!
T-shirt Slogans-TITULI TUNICALES
CARPE NAREM
Pick your nose
CAPE SOMNUM
Catch some zs
CAPIAMUS CEREVISIAM
Lets grab a beer
CAVE LABOREM
Beware of work
MORANS FAC PAUSAM UT SEDES BIROTARUM OLFACIAS
Take time to stop and smell the bicycle seats
PUTEO ERGO SUM
I stink, therefore I am
VENI, VIDI, VOMUI
I came, I saw, I blew lunch
SOLVE LORA INFERNIS
Unleash hell
OSTENDE MIHI PECUNIAM
Show me the money
PARENTES MEI DIMIDIUM EUROPAE DESPOLIA VERUNT. EGO TAMEN NIL ACCEPI PRAETER HANC TUNICULAM MISELLAM
My parents plundered half of Europe and all I got was this stupid T-shirt
ABES ETIAM A CONSILIO INSULTANDI MIHI NISI LATINE LOQUI SCIAS
Dont even think of dissing me unless you speak Latin
ILLUC IVI, ILLUD FECI
Been there, done that
Bumper Stickers-TITULI CURRULES
Malim praedari
Im dumb and I vote
Hebes sum et suffragia fero
My child can beat the crap out of your wimpy honor student
Filius meus puerum tuum studiosum laureatum mollem deverberare potest
Thank you for not thanking me for not smoking
Tibi gratias ago quod mihi gratias non agis quod fumum non comedo
Visualize world conquest
Habe
ante oculos devictionem mundi
Keep honking-Im reloading
Perge cornu canere-sclopetum repleo
Horn broken-watch for finger
Buccina fracta-exspecta signum digiti impudici
Barbarian on board
Barbarus in curru
Proud of our brutal police
Vigilitus nostris crudelibus gloriantes
Stop the aqueduct, save the unicorns
Sistite constructionem aquaeductus ut conservetis unicornes
I brake for lunch
Frenos inhibere soleo pransurus
Dont blame me-I voted for Miss Piggy
Nolite me culpare-Suffragatus sum Erae Porcellae
Jesus loves you-everyone else thinks youre an asshole
Te amat Iesus-ceteri te putant irrumatorem
If you can read this, I lost my trailer
Si hoc potes legere, traheam meam amisi
Reality TV-SPECTACULA TELEVISORIA VERI SIMILIA
Impetus Pistricum in Insignes
Supermodel Food Fight
Pulcherrimae Inter Se Luctantes Edulibus
Beach Babe Lapdance Showdown
Certamen Ultimum Saltandi Nympharum Litoralium in Genibus Virorum
Blow Job Island
Insula Fellatoria
Nationwide Red Alert Hot Bod Strip Search
Inquisitio Summa Cum Vigilantia Per Omnes Nationis Partes Diffusa Corporum Formosiorum Nudatorum
Meet the Organ Donors
Salvete, O Daturi Membra Post Mortem
Baby-sitters from Hell Bring Home Animals that Kill for Fun
Nutriculae Infernales in Domos Adducunt Feras Quae ad Delicias Interficiunt
Big Fat Slobs Eat Shit for Cash
Helluones Squalidi Merdam Pro Nummis Comedunt
Who Wants to Marry a Rich Old Fart with a Terminal Disease?
Quis Vult Nubere Peditori Capulari Diviti?
Hardball Talk Shows-DISCEPTATIONES TUMULTUOSAE
Merae fabulae sunt, et eas esse tales scis!
You wouldnt know a fact if one hit you on the head!
Rem veram non cognoscas etiamsi frontem tibi feriat!
Youre a liberal stooge!
Pedisequus parasiticus es popularium!
Youre a right-wing moron!
Stipator stultus es optimatum!
See you next week!
Vos revisemus post septimanam!
Ultimate Sports-LUDI EXTRAORDINARII
Let me guess-you have to drink the beer to make room in the ice chest for all the fish you catch
Ut coniecturam faciam-necesse est tibi bibere cerevisiam ut locum in cista glaciei des piscibus captis
Its a keeper!
Licet mihi hunc retinere!
Stock car racing- Certamen Curruum Generalium
When are they going to start running into each other and blowing up?
Quando inter se collidentes incipient in flammas dirumpi?
Pit stop!
Statio restaurativa!
Wrestling- Luctatus
Something tells me that the mean-looking bearded guy dressed up like the Ayatollah is no match for the wily Captain America
Suspicor illum truculentum barbatum ritu archierei Persici vestitum non esse comparem Centurioni Americano vafro
Smashmouth! Smackdown!
Ictus in os! Prostratio!
Bungee jumping- Saltus de Ponte
How dumb would you have to be to jump off a bridge with a rope tied to your foot?
Quam vecors sit is qui de ponte saliat pedibus funiculo ligatis?
Geronimo!
Geronimo, geronimare!
Snowboarding- Super Nivem Labi
Hey dude, lets head to the halfpipe, catch some major air, and stick some tricks!
Heus, laute, contendamus ad canalem nivalem ut aerem oppido capientes nonnullas technas exsequamur!
Super rad! Im stoked!
Maxime radicitus! Flagro!
The Olympics- Olympia
Ill vote for the Greek in the wrestling if you vote for the Roman in the chariot race
Graeco palmam dabo in certamine luctandi si Romano palmam dabis in certamine quadrigarum
Deal!
Fiat haec pactio!
Trash Talk in the Colosseum-CONTUMELIA IN AMPHITHEATRO FLAVIO
Visne partem mei capere? Comminus agamus!
Are you dissing me?
Insultasne tu miki?
Youre yesterdays news
In actis diurnis iamdudum es celebratus
Youre toast
Mox corvos pasces
You dont know your ass from a catacomb
Non possis distinguere tuum podicem a Puticulis
Your mother is so fat, when shes in town, Rome has eight hills
Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
* Your mother is so fat, when shes in town Rome has eight hills
** Kiss my basilisk!
Your
mother is so ugly, when the gods turned her into a pig, she thought her prayers had been answered