What the poor need a spoon for, if he has nothing to eat?
To entertain itself by an artistic knock on the bottom of the bowl.
Why the human nature is so disgusting?
It not so strongly differs from the nature of other living creatures which only and do that devours each other.
In what case the person inevitably turns into pettiness?
Being in power.
And still: truth triumphs in the world or evil?
Do not hesitate – it is true that the number of decently living people is growing, although, of course, evil is manifested in the fact that the number of indecently living people is not decreasing.
What role in life is played by a case?
It mocks us.
What sense of the invention of such useless subject how a tie?
The tie shows the man as the more erectus, than he is actually.
Why deputies and ministers are deprived of a imprint of wisdom on a countenance?
Other imprints are important for them.
Why Gogol so sympathized to Acacius Akakiyevich Bashmachkin?
The last overcoat too has been thwarted once with cash-strapped Gogol.
Why people of the North are so boring and preposterous?
The terrain is such.
For what reason flowers are forced to die in a vase?
On the occasion of this or that holiday.
3. The explanatory dictionary.
Absurd.
Extreme form of dissatisfaction of the person with common sense.
Anarchy.
Unattainable order without chiefs, inasmuch everyone tries to become by boss.
Beauty.
It is what impossible take in any way.
Capitalism.
The same, as socialism – deception of working people under different sauce.
Comfort.
Cozy beastliness.
Consent.
Unreason regarding unanimity.
Disappearance.
Nonacceptance.
Doubt.
Resistance of certainty
Happiness.
The anticipation of execution of treasured desire, which is coming to the end with execution.
Hatred.
Extreme manifestation of own weakness.
A human being.
The insignificant site of a hologram which during lifetime thinks hardly.
Idleness.
Loss goals.
Impatience.
Unreasonable aspiration to pass by the necessary queue waiting.
Fear.
Foreboding of severe blow.
Lust.
The same need, as at an amoeba in the case its division.
Life.
It is what cannot be under any laws, but happens.
Loneliness.
The black hole of distraction.
Luck.
Social resonance.
Mafia.
A bunch of capable villains which is effectively replacing all unable toilers.
Memory.
Natural selection of events.
Mockery.
An extreme form of admonition.
Motion.
Individual procedure with periodic breaks for the night and with a final break for an indefinite term.
Myth.
Lie, but supposedly – into salvation.
Oppression.
Coercion of liberation.
Pain.
The first and final warning.
The pettiness.
Boundless self-conceit.
Phobia.
Reaction to the unwonted.
Poetry.
Rhymed spasm of idealism.
Property.
The last of the truly necessary.
Prose.
Attempt to copy self.
Reason.
Mind on the surface.
The relationship.
The most important thing! Without them – neither to distinguish, nor to divide.
Sleep.
Daily reminder on death.
Success.
Short-term providing without visible continuation.
Talent.
The random gift, extremely seldom acquiring status of necessary.
The trifle.
Temporary roadside of the sphere of attention.
Understanding.
Refusal of one for the sake of another.
Witty.
Waste of time and mind.
4. The confused dictionary.
Allusion.
Woman in confused feelings.
Angloman.
The maniac with knowledge of English.
Automatic machine.
The idler, gnawing sunflower seeds and spitting a peel into passers-by.
Boredom.
Nothing worthy.
The bosses.
Separation from masses.
Car.
The place from where you can observe pedestrians.
Chignon.
Soup with champignons.
Citizens.
The population which doesn't have any rights except the right to vote,
Collision.
Landing on the colossians
Comedy.
Hedgehog on a comb.
Configuration.
The curvaceous lady under stake.
Deficit.
Total absence of mind at the heads.
Degenerate.
Retired general.
Dominator.
Very first rogue.
Drama.
The lonely lady at a window.
Economics.
Method of division of people on idlers and the staff servicing them.
Emigration.
Delicate crossing of the border in the necessary party.
Indifference.
Suffocation of self.
Infinity.
There everything is lost.
Inspiration.
Inhale for a moment.
Finance.
Housewives, singing romances.
Finish.
The full passage.
Fragment.
Intermediate finish.
Finiteness.
There everything happens.
Food reserve.
Do not perishable, but quickly plundered product.
Hologram.
Nude teasing completeness.
Ideology.
The idiotic idea for deception the population.
Illusion.
The lady at the age in dreams of a marriage.
Information.
The data, getting us.
Internet.
Virtual landing to a needle.
Mediocrity.
What allows to tighten of self.
Meloman.
Worker of a mel quarry.
Nonsense.
Unformed stuff.
Physiognomist.
Facial surgeon.
Pleasure.
Satisfaction from digestion.
Polygon
The circle, subjected to pruning.
Portal.
Pointless exit in astral.
Prophet.
The man, which is able to force to listen to the own nonsenses.
Quarter.
Beer packing.
Russophobe.
Russian man with a foreign surname.
Savings.
Saving of what should be spent.
Smart ass.
Witted rascal.
Spouses.
Temporarily vacationers from loneliness.
Stacking.
The cemetery behind a hillock.
The stumbling block.
May be a roadside German or a cautious Jew.
Psychosis.
The superintendent of a psychiatric hospital.
Time.
The wandering life point.
Tragedy.
Camel for the thirtieth day without water.
Unicum.
Single excrement in the bushes.
University.
Congregation of believers in education.
5. Considerations
The person undertook from the come awareness of itself, who was earlier by the irresponsible ape.
Any person takes offense the most of all on the fair ridicule over him.
Questions aren't asked by the one who has understood senselessness of this pastime.
Look forward, and then look back because in the first place hope, and then vexed.
If really power is the main human value, then what distinguishes the monkey alpha male from any powers that be?
Earlier the victim was given the last word before the death penalty because everybody would like finally to listen to the one who has no more reason to lie.
Fools and politicians are most of all sure of themselves.
If to recognize that elite – the best of people, then it is necessary to agree that foam – the best part of soup.
The state always resists to us because there are no other people for it.
Height causes fear because it offensively reveals insignificance of any person.
Everything rises in price, but doesn't become cheaper because the ascent is better than the fall.
The rich are capable to share with the poor only by bad diseases.
Assignment of the award means nailing of the laureate to the coveted pillar.
The genius differs from others in that he goes crazy with great success.
Most of all suffer from own nonsense.
The principal difficulty of mankind consists in absence of understanding of that, for what it is necessary generally.
The most terrible torture is an incessant humiliation.
The work is similar to digging of a grave, and the labor – to its landfilling.
It is difficult without money to change good for pleasures.
The person aspires under a yoke because It isn't necessary under a yoke to burden himself in searches.
"The hand" of market does not act without the head in any way, and even with it – unbearably bad.?
The extreme liberalism leads to the transform everything into nothing.
Surprise differs from indignation of the fact what a surprised person didn't manage to understand yet that he had been deceived.
Permanently happy is only an idiot slobbering.