Ill bet a fiver it isnt loaded, Bertie proposed warmly.
The other shook his head.
Then Ill show you.
Bertie started to put the muzzle to his own temple with the evident intention of pulling the trigger.
Just a second, Captain Malu said quietly, reaching out his hand. Let me look at it.
He pointed it seaward and pulled the trigger. A heavy explosion followed, instantaneous with the sharp click of the mechanism that flipped a hot and smoking cartridge sidewise along the deck.
Berties jaw dropped in amazement.
I slipped the barrel back once, didnt I? he explained. It was silly of me, I must say.
He giggled flabbily, and sat down in a steamer chair. The blood had ebbed from his face, exposing dark circles under his eyes. His hands were trembling and unable to guide the shaking cigarette to his lips. The world was too much with him, and he saw himself with dripping brains prone upon the deck.
Really, he said, really.
Its a pretty weapon, said Captain Malu, returning the automatic to him.
The Commissioner was on board the Makembo, returning from Sydney[108], and by his permission a stop was made at UgI to land a missionary. And at UgI lay the ketch ARLA, Captain Hansen, skipper. Now the Arla was one of many vessels owned by Captain Malu, and it was at his suggestion and by his invitation that Bertie went aboard the Arla as guest for a four days recruiting cruise on the coast of Malaita. Thereafter the ARLA would drop him at Reminge Plantation (also owned by Captain Malu), where Bertie could remain for a week, and then be sent over to Tulagi, the seat of government, where he would become the Commissioners guest. Captain Malu was responsible for two other suggestions, which given, he disappears from this narrative. One was to Captain Hansen, the other to Mr. Harriwell, manager of Reminge Plantation. Both suggestions were similar in tenor, namely, to give Mr. Bertram Arkwright an insight into the rawness and redness of life in the Solomons. Also, it is whispered that Captain Malu mentioned that a case of Scotch would be coincidental with any particularly gorgeous insight Mr. Arkwright might receive
Yes, Swartz always was too pig-headed. You see, he took four of his boats crew to TulagI to be flogged officially, you know then started back with them in the whaleboat. It was pretty squally, and the boat capsized just outside. Swartz was the only one drowned. Of course, it was an accident.
Was it? Really? Bertie asked, only half-interested, staring hard at the black man at the wheel.
UgI had dropped astern, and the Arla was sliding along through a summer sea toward the wooded ranges of Malaita. The helmsman who so attracted Berties eyes sported a ten penny nail, stuck skewerwise through his nose. About his neck was a string of pants buttons. Thrust through holes in his ears were a can opener, the broken handle of a toothbrush, a clay pipe, the brass wheel of an alarm clock, and several Winchester rifle[109] cartridges.
On his chest, suspended from around his neck hung the half of a china plate. Some forty similarly appareled blacks lay about the deck, fifteen of which were boats crew, the remainder being fresh labor recruits.
Of course it was an accident, spoke up the Arlas mate, Jacobs, a slender, dark-eyed man who looked more a professor than a sailor. Johnny Bedip nearly had the same kind of accident. He was bringing back several from a flogging, when they capsized him. But he knew how to swim as well as they, and two of them were drowned. He used a boat stretcher and a revolver. Of course it was an accident.
Quite common, them accidents, remarked the skipper. You see that man at the wheel, Mr. Arkwright? Hes a man eater. Six months ago, he and the rest of the boats crew drowned the then captain of the Arla. They did it on deck, sir, right aft there by the mizzen-traveler.
The deck was in a shocking state, said the mate.
Do I understand ? Bertie began.
Yes, just that, said Captain Hansen. It was an accidental drowning.
But on deck ?
Just so. I dont mind telling you, in confidence, of course, that they used an axe.
This present crew of yours?
Captain Hansen nodded.
The other skipper always was too careless, explained the mate. He but just turned his back, when they let him have it.
We havent any show down here, was the skippers complaint. The government protects a nigger against a white every time. You cant shoot first. Youve got to give the nigger first shot, or else the government calls it murder and you go to Fiji. Thats why theres so many drowning accidents.
Dinner was called, and Bertie and the skipper went below, leaving the mate to watch on deck.
Keep an eye out for that black devil, Auiki, was the skippers parting caution. I havent liked his looks for several days.
Right O, said the mate.
Dinner was part way along, and the skipper was in the middle of his story of the cutting out of the Scottish Chiefs.
Yes, he was saying, she was the finest vessel on the coast. But when she missed stays, and before ever she hit the reef, the canoes started for her. There were five white men, a crew of twenty Santa Cruz[110] boys and Samoans[111], and only the supercargo escaped. Besides, there were sixty recruits. They were all kai-kaid. Kai-kai? oh, I beg your pardon. I mean they were eaten. Then there was the James Edwards, a dandy-rigged