Now it curves away towards the great mountain range called the Ramtops. The Ramtops are full of deep valleys and unexpected crags and considerably more geography than they know what to do with. They have their own peculiar weather, full of shrapnel rain and whiplash winds and permanent thunder-storms. Some people say it’s all because the Ramtops are the home of old, wild magic. Mind you, some people will say anything.
Death blinks, adjusts for depth of vision. Now he sees the grassy country on the turnwise slopes of the mountains.
Now he sees a particular hillside.
Now he sees a field.
Now he sees a boy, running.
Now he watches.
Now, in a voice like lead slabs being dropped on granite, he says: YES.
Reannuals are plants that grow backwards in time. You sow the seed this year and they grow last year.
Mort’s family specialised in distilling the wine from reannual grapes. These were very powerful and much sought after by fortune-tellers, since of course they enabled them to see the future. The only snag was that you got the hangover the morning
It was also acutely embarrassing to Mort’s family that the youngest son was not at all serious and had about the same talent for horticulture that you would find in a dead starfish. It wasn’t that he was unhelpful, but he had the kind of vague, cheerful helpfulness that serious men soon learn to dread. There was something infectious, possibly even fatal, about it. He was tall, red-haired and freckled, with the sort of body that seems to be only marginally under its owner’s control; it appeared to have been built out of knees.
On this particular day it was hurtling across the high fields, waving its hands and yelling.
Mort’s father and uncle watched it disconsolately from the stone wall.
“What I don’t understand,” said father Lezek, “is that the birds don’t even fly away. I’d fly away, if I saw it coming towards me.”
“Ah. The human body’s a wonderful thing. I mean, his legs go all over the place but there’s a fair turn of speed there.”
Mort reached the end of a furrow. An overfull woodpigeon lurched slowly out of his way.
“His heart’s in the right place, mind,” said Lezek, carefully.
“Ah. ’Course, ’tis the rest of him that isn’t.”
“He’s clean about the house. Doesn’t eat much,” said Lezek.
“No, I can see that.”
Lezek looked sideways at his brother, who was staring fixedly at the sky.
“I did hear you’d got a place going up at your farm, Hamesh,” he said.
“Ah. Got an apprentice in, didn’t I?”
“Ah,” said Lezek gloomily, “when was that, then?”
“Yesterday,” said his brother, lying with rattlesnake speed. “All signed and sealed. Sorry. Look, I got nothing against young Mort, see, he’s as nice a boy as you could wish to meet, it’s just that—”
“I know, I know,” said Lezek. “He couldn’t find his arse with both hands.”
They stared at the distant figure. It had fallen over. Some pigeons had waddled over to inspect it.
“He’s not stupid, mind,” said Hamesh. “Not what you’d call stupid.”
“There’s a brain there all right,” Lezek conceded. “Sometimes he starts thinking so hard you has to hit him round the head to get his attention. His granny taught him to read, see. I reckon it overheated his mind.”
Mort had got up and tripped over his robe.
“You ought to set him to a trade,” said Hamesh, reflectively. “The priesthood, maybe. Or wizardry. They do a lot of reading, wizards.”
They looked at each other. Into both their minds stole an inkling of what Mort might be capable of if he got his well-meaning hands on a book of magic.
“All right,” said Hamesh hurriedly. “Something else, then. There must be lots of things he could turn his hand to.”
“He starts thinking too much, that’s the trouble,” said Lezek. “Look at him now. You don’t think about how to scare birds, you just does it. A normal boy, I mean.”
Hamesh scratched his chin thoughtfully.
“It could be someone else’s problem,” he said.
Lezek’s expression did not alter, but there was a subtle change around his eyes.
“How do you mean?” he said.
“There’s the hiring fair at Sheepridge next week. You set him as a prentice, see, and his new master’ll have the job of knocking him into shape. ’Tis the law. Get him indentured, and ’tis binding.”
Lezek looked across the field at his son, who was examining a rock.
“I wouldn’t want anything to happen to him, mind,” he said doubtfully. “We’re quite fond of him, his mother and me. You get used to people.”
“It’d be for his own good, you’ll see. Make a man of him.”
“Ah. Well. There’s certainly plenty of raw material,” sighed Lezek.
In short, Mort was one of those people who are more dangerous than a bag full of rattlesnakes. He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe.
Which was going to be hard, because there wasn’t one. The Creator had a lot of remarkably good ideas when he put the world together, but making it understandable hadn’t been one of them.
Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it’s the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals.
His father was yelling at him, as usual. Mort threw the rock at a pigeon, which was almost too full to lurch out of the way, and wandered back across the field.
After five minutes Mort came out of the tailors wearing a loose fitting brown garment of imprecise function, which had been understandably unclaimed by a previous owner and had plenty of room for him to grow, on the assumption that he would grow into a nineteen-legged elephant.
His father regarded him critically.
“Very nice,” he said, “for the money.”
“It itches,” said Mort. “I think there’s things in here with me.”
“There’s thousands of lads in the world’d be very thankful for a nice warm—” Lezek paused, and gave up—“garment like that, my lad.”