Scene 4
The Rubicon Roadside Inn & Diner.
Makar. What was it like before?
Stvolov. What?
Makar. Thats just the point! And now what?
Stvolov. What?
Makar. Gee, thats exactly what Im talking about!
Stvolov. Fill it up.
Makar. And as for mobile service, weve never had it here. Dense forests!
Polina. Thats a hell of a storm outside.
Makar. The road is washed out now. You wont be able to get out of here tomorrow, Stvolov.
Stvolov. Im virtually born under a lucky star. No wonder I didnt like the ugly face of that driver.
Makar. You know what they say here? Whack thy neighbor, punch him hard, jump on his chest. Then youll have the edge over the rest.
Nadya appears from the kitchen and stands behind the bar counter.
Nadya. Where do you mean here? Look at him. Wasted again.
Makar. By no means
Nadya.[To Stvolov.] Your room is on the second floor. Polina will escort you. Welcome to the Rubicon Hotel. [Ringing the bell.]
Polina. We serve breakfast at eight. The bar is open round the clock.
Stvolov. No flying from fate. Do you have a phone here?
Nadya. Its at the entrance.
Stvolov rises from the table and makes his way towards the phone.
Stvolov. Its not working.
Nadya. Theyve been palming us off with promises to get us a phone line for three years.
Stvolov. The Rubicon.
Makar. Rumor is they had to send to the bottom a whole ton of Viagra to get Titanic up.
Stvolov. Mistress, two more.
Makar. And a bite to eat!
Stvolov. And a bite to eat.
Nadya produces a decanter of vodka. Polina brings it to the table.
Makar. There was this philosopher who stopped by here.
Stvolov. A philosopher?
Makar. Well, something of the sort. He shared an interesting observation with me, in secret. An idea, lets say.
Stvolov. An idea?
Makar. The law of life!
Stvolov. So?
Makar. What should a man say to his woman in order to maintain harmony in their relationship? [Casting a sidelong look at Nadya.]
Stvolov. I dont know.
Makar. Its a simple phrase, just learn it by heart. It goes like this: «I know what it feels like, my darling.»
Stvolov. Hm
Makar. And what should a woman say to her man? On any occasion.
Stvolov.???
Makar. «Yes, master!»
Polina.[Bursting into laughter.] Oh, Im sorry.
Makar. Watch and learn, Polina.
Nadya. Dinner will be ready soon. [She goes to the kitchen.]
Makar. Ive had my fill with them!
Polina. Here, have a bite, Makar Sergeevich. [She serves them some cold snacks, then goes upstairs.]
Makar. What a bit of good!
Polina. Yes, master. [She leaves.]
Stvolov. Thats a hot little number.
Makar. She fell for me.
Stvolov. Thats bullshit. Can you get a night with her?
Makar. Go and ask her yourself.
Stvolov goes upstairs.
Scene 5
The Rubicon Roadside Inn & Diner.
Nadya. Thats some turnout today
Makar. And yet our Rubicons said to be an armpit. Just look at how many people stay here!
Nadya. The hotel is full.
Makar. All the three rooms?
Pause.
Nadya. This drinking companion of yours, Stvolov. Demanding a phone, fancy that! Whats the use of it, one may ask?
Makar. The whole thing is just money-losing.
Nadya. I only want to put Katya on her feet. As soon as she graduates, Ill never set foot in this kennel again. Never!
There is a loud sound of a bunch of dishes hitting the floor and breaking upstairs.
Nadya. Whats going on there? This nasty girl dropped the tray again. Ill teach her! [Going upstairs and disappearing.]
Makar approaches the cash register, opens the cash till, grabs several banknotes, then closes the till, and steps away from the bar counter. Polina appears in the stairway. She goes downstairs carrying the tray full of broken glass.
Polina. A client smashed a jug to pieces, its a hoot! The Gorgons gonna make him dip into his pocket.
Pause.
Makar. Is it hard for you here?
Polina. Im a robust girl.
Makar. Life goes on. Even if we dont really live.
Polina. Anyway, its better than walking the track.
Makar. Walking the track?
Polina. Ive heard a lot of stuff from my sister.
Makar. But they have a whole new level of earnings.
Polina. Tell these tales to someone else, Makar Sergeevich. I know myself.
Makar glances back and then pulls Polina towards him. Polina breaks loose and, without taking a swing, slaps Makar across his face.
Makar. Oh, please, dolly girl. Its gonna end up like this anyway, why playing Madame Butterfly?
Polina. Next time Ill hit you on the head with this tray. Itll cost you four grand according to our price list.
Makar. Come on, I was just kidding.
Polina. Just kidding. This aint my first rodeo.
Pause.
Makar. Do you want to leave this place for good? Come to Moscow with me.
Polina. Moscow?
Makar. I mean it. Say yes.
Polina. For real?
Makar.[Looking over his shoulder at the kitchen door.] Ill get my share of the hotel stock from Sea Lion and then we can get going!
Polina. Your share? From Sea Lion?
Makar. Easy peasy.
Polina. Ha!
Makar. Ive had my fill with him! Just dont tell anyone.
Polina. My lips are sealed. [She goes to the kitchen.]
Scene 6
The Rubicon Roadside Inn & Diner.
Sea Lions study.
Sea Lion. To Moscow? For good?
Agap. For good.
Sea Lion. A share of the hotel stock?
Agap. Yep.
Sea Lion. Agap! Id really like to clean your clock