And you, Comrade General, rather than try to be clever, I myself should be a sin scanned. Anna undress and to place this patient!
How are you talking to me, son? Calmly, without which promises nothing good for general laboratory began to speak.
Excuse me, Comrade General! But you know, the work brought to a nervous attack!
And what you, the young, so enraged?
From the generals called again! Of Political called two! Of the General Staff called three! From the
You think youre the only one the general did not resist, wailing broke the technician Do you know how much calling me about it, I already had my phone shut off!
I sympathize with you! Not without an ironic smirk replied laboratory.
You better tell me how you dignify that?
Lieutenant Alexander Filimonov medical service!
Somewhere I heard that name I do not remember where, but it was also spun on my lips.
You know, in Russia, such as names, like dirt on our roads!
Well, you wicked boy, I mean the lieutenant of medical service!
I wear? Asked the technician slezshy of Leonid nominated a table.
And what is the lieutenant Filimonov say? Ironically smiling, looking at the laboratory, the general said.
Get dressed! Sighed lieutenant of medical service, and you, Comrade General, coat off and on the table instead of Col. Krazimova!
This is what else, I even think youre ordering? Insolent eyes glaring laboratory, almost in a raised voice a loud commanding voice replied the general.
Yeah I do not, but I have with paper of Staff of the Space Forces!
Anna show! Why did not I know about this?
It says that for purposes of secrecy from aliens! Smiling maliciously, filed a laboratory blank sheet of Staff with a letter addressed to him by the medical service of the rehabilitation center. Garin took the letter and began to read. Yes, the technician was right there and so exactly that means. Garin realized that he no longer perceived as a host of areas of space exploration, once treated him like this:
«Really it is necessary to write a resignation?» He thought ruefully, as in hearing, he added, Come and Explore me, lieutenant of medical service, Filimonov!
Leonid had already dressed, and stood to the side, curiously watching the actions of general. Garin rose heavily and began to take off his clothes. Then, barely hoisted his fat body on the table and took up a position as to lay it Krazimov.
After the procedure, a general, dressed, said:
Well, out with it lieutenant, what have we?
You have found two implants on the forehead, in the so- called the third eye and one in his right ear, on the ear lobe.
That dirty dog, that was a good review, then to the side and straight!
A Colonel Krazimova implant on the left hand near the wrist, there are usually wrist watches.
Prepare me a report on the study and pass them by hand to me. To give information about it, who else, forbid! If any of the higher command would insist that link to me, tell me that General Garin has forbidden me to divulge information, call him! Got it!
Yes, Comrade Lieutenant General, there is!
Well, thats ladnenko! A satisfied voice, the general said, and drew Leonid output. They took to the air. Here in Kazakhstan has stormed spring. On the first warm proklyunulis wildly blooming poppies and bright flowers of cranes, including roadside greenery. Swollen buds on the trees and the smell of spring, the distant fires with a fine aromatic odor faint smell of kebabs here.
Well, what do you say to that? Asked anxiously General.
I would say that its a bluff! With a straight answer, Leonid.
How so? Garin wondered Senior staff officers will bluff, is that it?
I would not say that this staff officers! Leonid quietly uttered. Until Garinova word began to reach his companion.
You know, youre right! Guest can come up with anything and any voices speaking on behalf of all principality and fabricate any piece of paper, like this letter.
Of course! Leonid agreed.
And then I thought I clash, to demand an explanation!
I knew right away that it was a bluff, but did not want to speak for the poor fellow laboratory technicians!
Leon, are you now removed the stone from my soul, you have no idea! Lets go to my place, I got in the office has a concealed brandy, so drink after such a thistle!
All right, Alexey! Krazimov agreed, thinking:
«To Aunt Elsa, as seen today, do not get me!»
In the familiar generals office, Garin, a conspiratorial wink, Leonid, closed the door to the inner castle and went to the safe, standing at the window near the desk. Garin tschatelno curtain window curtains and opened the safe. There was a bottle of good French brandy and two faceted glass. He rattled put brandy on his desk, he sat down on the green felt table. Then picked up your office phone:
Hello, Mary, have today there is nobody there except the lieutenant of medical service. When he comes, call me. Clear! Having waited for a break, obviously Mary confirmed that she understood the order, Garin evil hung up on the spot. Phone rang hysterically from the blow, and there was silence in the room. The general, without getting off the table, unscrewed the cap and poured brandy to the top of the glasses:
Well, son, let our dreams for all the good and wonderful! They clinked glasses. Tilting brandy, drank big gulps as drinking moonshine, and not partake sustained by all the rules of compounding, a sophisticated drink small sips and drink before savoring his mouth, sniffing the fragrant smells of fields, grape vines, oak barrels and the most grapes coming of beverage. Garin, drained his glass, got down from the table and returned to the safe. Digging there, got sliced sausage Moscow in a vacuum bag, cut the packaging with a penknife and having spread the newspaper «Komsomolskaya Pravda», put it on the packaging:
Help yourself!
Thank you! Leonid took a piece of sausage biting drunk. Garin filled the glasses again. They drank again. Garin grunt on an old man, wiping his mouth with a handkerchief, said:
Well, that seems to come to mind in order to meditate and you can! So heres what I think! All the same, those that are listening to us, and hide anything from them you can not, then we say openly!
We will, getting drunk, chimed Leonid!
First of all, we need to get rid of the implants!
Get rid of! Leonid assented, is not really knowing what was going on, as he almost did not use alcohol, and drunk after two glasses of forty- degree drink it fairly razvezlo. Suddenly the phone rang:
Yes! Blurted out loudly into the phone Garin Now I will open, Let him come! He again got down from the table and walked over to the gait of a solid cabinet doors. Double- clicking the lock, which stuck keys, opened the door and let the lieutenant Filimonov.
Let me enter, Comrade Lieutenant General! Blurted out, Lieutenant, only slightly crossed the threshold of the office.
Cleared! Well, what have you written all as it should be?
Thats right! He opened his daddy for official papers and filed printed on the official letterhead of the conclusion of the rehabilitation center. Garin carefully read the document, and then put it on the table, next to the unfinished bottle of «Bourbon». He took the bottle and poured into a glass of brandy: