No kid, the man growled. He practically stumbled over his feet in an attempt to back away from Daphne.
Oh. She actually managed to sound saddened by his revelation. Well, Ill let you go then. Buzzy and I always help the hostess serve refreshments. This many kids can make a real mess of cake and ice cream. So, if youre just out for your daily walk, Mr. She let her words trail off.
Daphne knew, of course, that he wouldnt supply a name. As shed expected, he turned abruptly and all but melted into the woods.
She wanted to grin and pat herself on the back. However, her knees were too spongy. It was all she could do to make it to the patio before collapsing on the camp stool shed set up to paint faces.
Logan exited the house carrying a sheet cake with seven lit candles.
Daphne saw from the disapproving flash in his blue eyes that she was in for a tongue-lashing. It was only a matter of time. Well, Logan Grant ought to thank her. That was what he ought to do. It was plain to her that the man watching them was suspicious of their act.
When she succeeded in getting her legs under her again, Daphne stood up and flounced into the kitchen.
Logan quickly followed, leaving his sister to oversee blowing out the candles and cutting the cake. What the hell did you think you were doing out there? he demanded the minute they were both closed inside.
He left, didnt he? Daphne returned flippantly. She pried the lid off a round carton of ice cream and shoved a scoop that lay beside it into Logans hand. Make yourself useful, she said haughtily.
He blinked down at the scoop as if to ask how he came to be holding it.
Daphne calmly extended the first bowl. Wed better hurry. April wont be able to keep the kids from wanting ice cream for long once Natalie blows out her candles.
You may think this is all a kids game, like cops and robbers, Ms. Malone. What you did out there was damn stupid. You risked your life and the lives of all those kids and their moms.
Picking up four bowls Logan had filled with ice cream, Daphne bumped her butt against the door to open it. Lowering her lashes demurely, she gave him a sweet smile, which she knew probably looked grotesque with her makeup. Its a little difficult to take a clowns lecture too seriously.
Practically frothing at the mouth, Logan started after her to show her how seriously he ought to be taken. But melting ice cream dripped down the handle of the scoop and over his glove. Swearing under his breath, he waddled to the sink and wiped off the sticky stuff. Damn, a man in clown slippers couldnt even stomp out properly.
Logan was two seconds from going into the bedroom to strip out of this ridiculous costume when an out-of-breath April flew down the hall from the direction of the guest room. I just walked Mariel Weber to her car, she said. I saw at least three strange men nosing along our street, Logan. Are they the people who want towellsnuff you? she asked, lowering her voice to a bare whisper.
Daphne had returned for more bowls. Hop to it, Grant. The natives are getting restless. Our lives wont be worth a plugged nickel if we dont feed those boys out there chocolate ice cream. Im not too popular, cause I made them wait till all the girls were served.
Youre not too popular with me, either, Logan snapped. If you hadnt waltzed up and consorted with Razor, he and his pals mightve taken a powder by now.
Razor? No wonder he wasnt eager to share his name. Daphne didnt so much as flinch when Logan swore. She just relieved him of the scoop and quickly filled the next set of bowls. You cop types all need to clean up your language, she said primly. You may think swearing is manly, but it doesnt impress the ladies. She hurried back to the patio before Logan self-destructed with apoplexy. Frankly, the only way she could deal with him was to treat him as shed treat her brothers. Otherwise, if she paused to think about what was really going on, she might fall apart.
At last the party wound down. One mother and daughter had already left, saying they had a family obligation. Daphne knew it wouldnt be long before the others followed. Natalie still had some presents to open, but Daphne knew kids could make short work of ripping through wrapping paper. Shed pack up and leave then. Butwhat about Logan?
Maybe they could stall through cleaning up the patio, but that was the maximum time she could spend hanging around. Otherwise shed lose credibility. She sure hoped Agent Grant had more than a few flimsy scarves up his sleevesalthough why she cared was beyond her.
Irritated, Daphne pulled empty bowls from childrens hands as fast as she could and rushed back to the kitchen. April, youd better go on out with your guests. Leave Logan and me to put this stuff away. I think Nats ready to open her gifts. The kids who already finished eating are poking at her packages.
Ill go, but will you talk some sense into this brother of mine? Hes planning to change into street clothes and take his chances with those thieves and murderers. I think itd be smarter if you two left together dressed as you are. Those men hanging around out front wont know that you dont usually come and go in costume. Maybe you could swing past Logans office and dump him out. Hell get your costume back to you somehow. Or else I will. I have your phone number. Bestowing a last unhappy glance on her brother, April disappeared out the kitchen door.
Daphne wasnt at all keen on the idea even though she saw its merit.
Dont you start giving me lip, Logan told Daphne as she put the lid on the ice-cream carton. Logan, familiar with where to find the freezer, tripped over his feet as he went into the alcove to stow the ice cream. Coming back, he stalked circles around the center island. When Daphne said nothing, he threw up his hands. If your brothers a cop, you know full well I cantwont let you help. Id be in trouble for soliciting help from a civilian, especially a female civilian.
Daphne threw the sponge into the sink after wiping chocolate ice cream off the counter. I dont know you at all, Logan. I guess your egos too fragile to ask for help from a mere woman.
Thats not it, he exploded. Its against rules. Besides, my boss sees me dressed like this and worms the story out of me, Ill be on report from now until I retire.
Yes, she said sympathetically. On the other hand, you might actually live to retire. Shed edged over to a window that faced out on the front yard. I have to agree with April that staying in costume makes the most sense. And believe me, Im not looking forward to riding in a hot car wearing full greasepaint. Itll run.
Is runny makeup all youre worried about? If one of those yoyos even suspects Im his man, your car will end up riddled with bullet holes.
I drive pretty fast.
Doesnt any of this faze you? Ifand Im saying ifI go along with this half-baked scheme, Im driving the getaway vehicle. Ive had to dodge tails before, which I doubt you have.
Ive had to shake a persistent friend who thought I was dating her boyfriend. But she didnt have a gun, Daphne said with a grin. At least I dont think she did.
Its not the same and you know it.
She sobered instantly. Daphnes tawny eyes revealed that she wasnt nearly as blasé about any of this as she tried to let on. Let me collect my props and get my check. I owe a lot of people, so if I turn up dead, maybe what I earned today will go toward staving off my creditors.