Perhaps if I let them alone, Bessie said to herself, theyll forget their differences more quickly. I guess, on the whole, I will say nothing about it.
That night, when Thaddeus came home, the first thing he said to his wife was: Well, I suppose you were awfully firm this morning, eh? Went down into the kitchen and roared like a little tyrant, eh? I really was afraid to read the paper on the way home. Didnt know but what Id read of a Horrid Accident in High Life. Mrs. Thaddeus Perkinss Endeavor to Maintain Discipline in the Household Results Fatally. Two Old Family Servants Instantly Killed, and Three of the Kitchen Table Legs Broken by a Domestic Explosion!
Be serious, Thaddeus, said Bessie.
And Thaddeus became instantly serious. Theythey havent left us, have they? he whispered, in an awe-struck tone.
No. II thought Id let them fight it out between themselves, replied Bessie. You see, Thaddeus, servants are queer, and do not like to have their differences settled by others than themselves. Itll work out all right, if we let them alone.
I dont know but that you are right, said Thaddeus, after a few moments of thought. Theyre both sensible girls, and capable of fighting their own battles. Lets have dinner. Im hungry as a bear.
It was half-past six oclock, and the usual hour for dinner. At 8.10 dinner was served. The intervening time was consumed by Jane and Ellen endeavoring to settle their differences by the silent, sniffy methodthat is, Jane would sniff, and Ellen would be silent; and then Ellen would sniff, and Jane would be silent. As for Thaddeus and Bessie, they were amused rather than angry to have the dear little broiled chicken Bessie had provided served on the large beef-platter; and when the pease came up in a cut-glass salad-dish, Thaddeus laughed outright, but Bessies eyes grew moist. It was too evident that Jane and Ellen were not on speaking terms, and there was strong need for some one to break the ice. Fortunately, Bessies mother called that evening, and some of her time was spent below-stairs. What she said there only Ellen and Jane knew, but it had its effect, and for two or three weeks the jewels worked almost as satisfactorily as did Norah, the new girl, and quite harmoniously.
Bessie, said Thaddeus, one night as they ate their supper, does it occur to you that the roast is a little overdone to-night?
Yes, Teddy, it is very much overdone. I must speak to Ellen about it. She is a little careless about some things. Ive told her several times that you like your beef rare.
Well, Id tell her again. Constant dropping of water on its surface will wear away a stone, and I think, perhaps, the constant dropping of an idea on a cooks head may wear away some of the thickest parts of thatat least, until it is worn thin enough for the idea to get through to where her brain ought to be. You might say to her, too, that for several nights past dinner has been cold.
Ill speak to her in the morning, was Bessies reply; and the dear little woman was true to her purpose.
She explained about the beef and the cold dinner, Ted, she said, when Thaddeus came home that afternoon.
Satisfactorily to all hands, I hope? said Thaddeus, with his usual smile.
Yes, perfectly. In fact, I wonder we hadnt thought of it ourselves. In the old home, you know, the dinner-hour was six oclock, while here it is half-past six.
What has that got to do with it? asked Thaddeus.
How obtuse of you, Teddy! exclaimed Bessie. Dont you see, the poor old thing has been so used to six-oclock dinners that she has everything ready for us at six? And if we are half an hour late, of course things get cold; or if they are kept in the oven, as was the case with the beef last night, they are apt to be overdone?
Why, of course. Ha! Ha! Wonder I didnt think of that, laughed Thaddeus, though his mirth did seem a little forced. Butshesshes going to change, I suppose?
She said shed try, Bessie replied. She was really so very nice about it, I hadnt the heart to scold her.
Im glad, was all Thaddeus said, and during the rest of the meal he was silent. Once or twice he seemed on the verge of saying something, but apparently changed his mind.
Are you tired to-night, dear? said Bessie, as the dessert was served.
No. Why? said Thaddeus, shortly.
Oh, nothing. I thought you seemed a little so, Bessie answered. You mustnt work too hard down-town.
No, my dear girl, he said. I wont, and I dont. I was thinking all through dinner about those girls down-stairs. Perhapsperhaps I had better talk to them, eh? You are so awfully kind-hearted, and it does seem to me as though they imposed a little on you, thats all. The salad to-night was atrocious. It should have been kept on the ice, instead of which it comes to the table looking like a last years bouquet.
Bessies eyes grew watery. Im afraid it was my fault, she said. I ought to have looked after the salad myself. I always did at home. I suppose Jane got it out expecting me to prepare it.
Oh, well, never mind, said Thaddeus, desirous of soothing the troubled soul of his wife. I wouldnt have mentioned it, only Jane does too much thinking, in a thoughtless way, anyhow. Servants arent paid to think.
Ill tell you what, Thaddeus, said Bessie, her spirits returning, we are just as much to blame as they are; weve taken too much for granted, and so have they. Suppose we spend the evening putting together a set of rules for the management of the house? It will be lots of fun, and perhaps it will do the girls good. They ought to understand that while our parents have had their waysand reasonable waysthere is no reason why we should not have our ways.
In other words, said Thaddeus, what we want to draw up is a sort of Declaration of Independence.
Thats it, exactly, Bessie replied.
Better get a slate and write them on that, suggested Thaddeus, with a broad grin. Then we can rub out whatever Jane and Ellen dont like.
I hate you when you are sarcastic, said Bessie, with a pout, and then she ran for her pad and pencil.
The evening was passed as she had suggested, and when they retired that night the house of Perkins was provided with a constitution and by-laws.
I dont suppose I shall recognize my surroundings when I get back home to-night, said Thaddeus, when he waked up in the morning.
Why not? asked Bessie. What strange transformation is there to be?
The discipline will be so strict, answered Thaddeus. I presume you will put those rules of ours into operation right away?
I have been thinking about that, said Bessie, after a moment. You see, Thad, there are a great many things about running a house that neither you nor I are familiar with yet, and it seems to me that maybe wed better wait a little while before we impose these rules on the girls; it would be awkward to have to make changes afterwards, you know.
There is something in that, said Thaddeus; but, after all, not so much as you seem to think. All rules have exceptions. Ive no doubt that the cook will take exception to most of them.
Thats what Im afraid of, and as shes so old I kind of feel as if I ought to respect her feelings a little more than we would Norahs, for instance. I can just tell you I shall make Norah stand around.