My dear Edwin!
My dear Jack! So glad to see you!
Get off your greatcoat, bright boy, and sit down here in your own corner. Your feet are not wet? Pull your boots off. Do pull your boots off.
My dear Jack, I am as dry as a bone. Dont moddley-coddley, theres a good fellow. I like anything better than being moddley-coddleyed.
With the check upon him of being unsympathetically restrained in a genial outburst of enthusiasm, Mr. Jasper stands still, and looks on intently at the young fellow, divesting himself of his outward coat, hat, gloves, and so forth. Once for all, a look of intentness and intensity a look of hungry, exacting, watchful, and yet devoted affection is always, now and ever afterwards, on the Jasper face whenever the Jasper face is addressed in this direction. And whenever it is so addressed, it is never, on this occasion or on any other, dividedly addressed; it is always concentrated.
Now I am right, and now Ill take my corner, Jack. Any dinner, Jack?
Mr. Jasper opens a door at the upper end of the room, and discloses a small inner room pleasantly lighted and prepared, wherein a comely dame is in the act of setting dishes on table.
What a jolly old Jack it is! cries the young fellow, with a clap of his hands. Look here, Jack; tell me; whose birthday is it?
Not yours, I know, Mr. Jasper answers, pausing to consider.
Not mine, you know? No; not mine, I know! Pussys!
Fixed as the look the young fellow meets, is, there is yet in it some strange power of suddenly including the sketch over the chimneypiece.
Pussys, Jack! We must drink Many happy returns to her. Come, uncle; take your dutiful and sharp-set nephew in to dinner.
As the boy (for he is little more) lays a hand on Jaspers shoulder, Jasper cordially and gaily lays a hand on his shoulder, and so Marseillaise-wise they go in to dinner.
And, Lord! heres Mrs. Tope! cries the boy. Lovelier than ever!
Never you mind me, Master Edwin, retorts the Vergers wife; I can take care of myself.
You cant. Youre much too handsome. Give me a kiss because its Pussys birthday.
Id Pussy you, young man, if I was Pussy, as you call her, Mrs. Tope blushingly retorts, after being saluted. Your uncles too much wrapt up in you, thats where it is. He makes so much of you, that its my opinion you think youve only to call your Pussys by the dozen, to make em come.
You forget, Mrs. Tope, Mr. Jasper interposes, taking his place at the table with a genial smile, and so do you, Ned, that Uncle and Nephew are words prohibited here by common consent and express agreement. For what we are going to receive His holy name be praised!
Done like the Dean! Witness, Edwin Drood! Please to carve, Jack, for I cant.
This sally ushers in the dinner. Little to the present purpose, or to any purpose, is said, while it is in course of being disposed of. At length the cloth is drawn, and a dish of walnuts and a decanter of rich-coloured sherry are placed upon the table.
I say! Tell me, Jack, the young fellow then flows on: do you really and truly feel as if the mention of our relationship divided us at all? I dont.
Uncles as a rule, Ned, are so much older than their nephews, is the reply, that I have that feeling instinctively.
As a rule! Ah, may-be! But what is a difference in age of half-a-dozen years or so? And some uncles, in large families, are even younger than their nephews. By George, I wish it was the case with us!
Why?
Because if it was, Id take the lead with you, Jack, and be as wise as Begone, dull Care! that turned a young man gray, and Begone, dull Care! that turned an old man to clay. Halloa, Jack! Dont drink.
Why not?
Asks why not, on Pussys birthday, and no Happy returns proposed! Pussy, Jack, and many of em! Happy returns, I mean.
Laying an affectionate and laughing touch on the boys extended hand, as if it were at once his giddy head and his light heart, Mr. Jasper drinks the toast in silence.
Hip, hip, hip, and nine times nine, and one to finish with, and all that, understood. Hooray, hooray, hooray! And now, Jack, lets have a little talk about Pussy. Two pairs of nut-crackers? Pass me one, and take the other. Crack. Hows Pussy getting on Jack?
With her music? Fairly.
What a dreadfully conscientious fellow you are, Jack! But I know, Lord bless you! Inattentive, isnt she?
She can learn anything, if she will.
If she will! Egad, thats it. But if she wont?
Crack! on Mr. Jaspers part.
Hows she looking, Jack?
Mr. Jaspers concentrated face again includes the portrait as he returns: Very like your sketch indeed.
I am a little proud of it, says the young fellow, glancing up at the sketch with complacency, and then shutting one eye, and taking a corrected prospect of it over a level bridge of nut-crackers in the air: Not badly hit off from memory. But I ought to have caught that expression pretty well, for I have seen it often enough.
Crack! on Edwin Droods part.
Crack! on Mr. Jaspers part.
In point of fact, the former resumes, after some silent dipping among his fragments of walnut with an air of pique, I see it whenever I go to see Pussy. If I dont find it on her face, I leave it there. You know I do, Miss Scornful Pert. Booh! With a twirl of the nut-crackers at the portrait.
Crack! crack! crack. Slowly, on Mr. Jaspers part.
Crack. Sharply on the part of Edwin Drood.
Silence on both sides.
Have you lost your tongue, Jack?
Have you found yours, Ned?
No, but really; isnt it, you know, after all
Mr. Jasper lifts his dark eyebrows inquiringly.
Isnt it unsatisfactory to be cut off from choice in such a matter? There, Jack! I tell you! If I could choose, I would choose Pussy from all the pretty girls in the world.
But you have not got to choose.
Thats what I complain of. My dead and gone father and Pussys dead and gone father must needs marry us together by anticipation. Why the Devil, I was going to say, if it had been respectful to their memory couldnt they leave us alone?
Tut, tut, dear boy, Mr. Jasper remonstrates, in a tone of gentle deprecation.
Tut, tut? Yes, Jack, its all very well for you. You can take it easily. Your life is not laid down to scale, and lined and dotted out for you, like a surveyors plan. You have no uncomfortable suspicion that you are forced upon anybody, nor has anybody an uncomfortable suspicion that she is forced upon you, or that you are forced upon her. You can choose for yourself. Life, for you, is a plum with the natural bloom on; it hasnt been over-carefully wiped off for you
Dont stop, dear fellow. Go on.
Can I anyhow have hurt your feelings, Jack?
How can you have hurt my feelings?
Good Heaven, Jack, you look frightfully ill! Theres a strange film come over your eyes.
Mr. Jasper, with a forced smile, stretches out his right hand, as if at once to disarm apprehension and gain time to get better. After a while he says faintly:
I have been taking opium for a pain an agony that sometimes overcomes me. The effects of the medicine steal over me like a blight or a cloud, and pass. You see them in the act of passing; they will be gone directly. Look away from me. They will go all the sooner.