The rabbi called two dayans Jewish religious judges. They gathered in the synagogue and built a curtain in the corner for a soul of the dead. In such a way, they began the trial between the living and the dead. Elisha told the court how it all happened: why Reuven persuaded him to sell the sin, and how much he paid for it. Then the rabbi turned to the side of the curtain and said:
You, who was called Reuven! Do you accept the fact, which described your former partner? If so, what can you add to this?
Yes, I do, boomed a voice from behind the curtain. But I had not known, that I would have been punished for this!
You were a merchant, continued the rabbi. Tell me, please, did you buy this sin from your companion? You got the money for it?
Yes, I had bought the sin and got the money.
Well then, if that is so, said the rabbi, your case has been done with it!
At the very moment, they heard a terrible moan from behind the curtain:
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! sighed the soul of the dead
Since then, things calmed down and Elisha forgot about his companion.
The Adviser
A Turkmen folk tale
But when we in reality perceived a body of Turcomans coming down upon us, the scene instantly changed. Some ran away; others, and among them my master, losing all their energies, yielded to intense fear, and began to exclaim, Oh Allah! Oh Imams! Oh Mohammed the prophet; we are gone! We are dying! we are dead!
The Adventures of Hajji Baba of Ispahan, by James Morier
One day, having returned from hunting, Padishah (king of kings) Sultansoyun and his vizier Mirali met a young woman in a village. The king stopped dead, struck by her breathtaking beauty, and only his eyes long followed her.
You are my supreme vizier, he said confidentially. So, you have to understand my feelings and help me. How could I get this beauty?
Its impossible, she has a husband! Mirali replied firmly (Mirali was born in a poor family and had never forgotten about it).
She stole my heart, and my life will be nothing without her!
Anyway, My Lord, dismiss this whim from your mind. What does Sharia say? Dont you know, that it is prohibited to mess about with married women? All the faithful will despise you!
Well, if so, I can reach my goal without you, by hook or by crook! replied the sovereign heatedly. And you, the mortal, go to her husband and offer him your service as an adviser!
Sultansoyun was in a severe outbreak of passion. He did not go further to his palace, but stayed in the house of a rich Bai (landowner) and sent him for the husband of that beautiful woman.
Mirali went the same way at a rapid pace, having said Padishah that he wanted to visit a friend who lived in that village. He first came to the husband of the woman, who was just a poor peasant, and warned him, that Padishah will probably summon him and give him a tricky assignment. He also said that it is impossible to refuse the order and that he, Mirali, would help him to carry out this mandate.
The supreme vizier had well known his Master! Everything happened as he had predicted. After him, there came a breathless landowner. He stopped in front of the husband and gave him the order to appear before Padishah. With great respect, the man hastened to execute orders of the almighty Padishah
What is your name? Sultansoyun asked the peasant.
Karakuduke, replied the man.
Karakuduke? Excellent! So, Karakuduke, I used to be curious about people wherever I go, and to give them some unusual assignments. If a man carried out my task, then I would reward him; if he couldnt or not very keen on it, I would punish him. You are the most extraordinary man in this village. You have a strange name, uncommon face, and maybe there is something else, that is not the same as everyone has, eh?
I am an ordinary dehkaneen (peasant), but this is a rare thing and great happiness to serve Almighty Padishah, replied the poor man respectfully. I will do everything that you are pleased to suggest!
Its wonderful! Ill give you a stallion, a couple of bulls, and a dozen of rams. Exactly six months later, you should get a litter from each of them!
Karakuduke bent into a bow in consent. But someone shouted from the crowd of spectators:
Wai, you have lost your head, a miserable! Is it possible to obtain an offspring from a male?
Padishah is a Vicar of God on Earth. If he believes that males can give an offspring, then let it be! replied the peasant.
Six months passed there, and Padishah and his vizier paid a visit to that village again. Padishah stayed in the house of the same Bai, and Mirali, having asked for permission to visit his friend, went to Karakuduke and introduced the spouses into his plan, because nothing had happened with the presented livestock.
Mirali barely had time to get away from that house, as Padishah sent a man for Karakuduke. The messenger returned then to Padishah and reported him that the peasant could not appear before the eyes of the sovereign, because he was ill.
Let his wife come here, said the Father of the Faithful.
The poor woman came to the house of Bai and confirmed that her husband fell ill.
What has happened to him? asked Padishah.
He is giving birth to a child, there started contractions, said the woman.
Sultansoyun laughed:
How could it happen that a man bears children?
Oh, Gracious Padishah, the woman said innocently, If a bull is able to calve, a stallion to foal, a ram to lamb, why cant my husband give birth to a child?
Padishah was surprised and annoyed, but he had nothing to argue. He smiled at the beautiful woman and let her go in peace. Then he shook his finger at Mirali:
I see, it couldnt happen without you!
I just fulfilled a desire of Your Majesty, said Mirali with downcast eyes.
My desire?!
If you remember, you had said, Whereas you are not able to help me, go to the husband of the beauty and offer him your service as an adviser!
The Angry Landlord
A Vologda region folk tale
The main routes for their ships being the great rivers of the north, such as the Sukhona, which flows 300 miles to the north-east before joining the Vychegda to form the Northern Dvina. Because the low watershed at White Lake (Beloye ozero) was the door to the whole north-western region, the Novgoroders name for these lands was Zavolochye beyond the portage, from the Russian word volok (portage).
A History of the Peoples of Siberia, by James Forsyth
In the old days there lived a landlord with his wife in his ancestral manor. The landlord was keen on hunting and kept purebred dogs and horses. He was a man of character and no one could carry out his directives and commands as he had hoped. Therefore he was usually so angry that all peasants and servants were afraid of him and lived in fear and trembling.
One day he went to the town on commercial matters, and in the evening he visited a private club to drink some vodka with his friends. There was a large gathering of men to play cards. The angry landlord was lucky and won an estate from a wealthy merchant.