Graves Charles Larcom - Mr. Punch's History of Modern England. Volume 4 of 4.1892-1914 стр 21.

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"There are a lot of Empires like Chinese Empire, Hackney Empire, Stratford Empire, and Russian Empire. Hackney Empire is different to ours because they sing there, and ours is places."

The Boy Scout Movement

Punch

very outset. In 1909 his cartoon on "Our Youngest Line of Defence" shows the Boy Scout reassuring Mrs. Britannia: "Fear not, Grandma; no danger can befall you now. Remember I am with you." Later on in 1911 came the delightful cartoon of the Boy Scouts capturing Windsor Castle, and, on the very eve of the war, in Punch's Holiday Pages we encounter the late Mr. F. H. Townsend's admirable picture of our "dear old friend the foreign spy (cunningly disguised as a golfer) visiting our youngest suburb on a Saturday afternoon in quest of further evidence of our lethargy, general decadence and falling birth-rate." As a result of observing the activity and numbers of the Boy Scouts, he gets a serious shock, and at once telegraphs to his Commander-in-Chief "urging that the conquest of the British Isles be undertaken before the present generation is many years older." This oblique and imaginative tribute was happily conceived and well deserved. The spirit of the Boy Scout movement was at least a contributory factor in helping us to win the War. What was even more important was the conversion of a great many Pacificists from their mistrust of the alleged "militarism" of the movement, and their recognition of its essential value as an instrument in fostering self-respect, truthfulness, altruistic kindliness and cleanliness of mind and body.

Strikes and Unemployment

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THE STRIKER'S VADE MECUM
Question. You think it is a good thing to strike?
Answer. Yes, when there is no other remedy.
Q. Is there ever any other remedy?
A. Never. At least, so say the secretaries.
Q. Then you stand by the opinions of the officials?
A. Why, of course; because they are paid to give them.
Q. But have not the employers any interests?
A. Lots, but they are not worthy the working man's consideration.
Q. But are not their interests yours?
A. Yes, and that is the way we guard over them.
Q. But surely it is the case of cutting off the nose to spite the mouth?
A. And why not, if the mouth is too well fed.
Q. But are not arguments better than bludgeons?
A. No. And bludgeons are less effective than revolvers.
Q. But may not the use of revolvers produce the military?
A. Yes, but they can do nothing without a magistrate reading the Riot Act.
Q. But, the Riot Act read, does not the work become serious?
A. Probably. But at any rate the work is lawful, because unremunerative.
Q. But how are the wives and children of strikers to live if their husbands and fathers earn no wages?
A. On strike money.
Q. But does all the strike money go to the maintenance of the hearth and home?
A. Of course not, for a good share of it is wanted for the baccy-shop and the public-house.
Q. But if strikes continue will not trade suffer?
A. Very likely, but trade represents the masters.
Q. And if trade is driven away from the country, will it come back?
A. Most likely not, but that is a matter for the future.
Q. But is not the future of equal importance to the present?
A. Not at all, for a day's thought is quite enough for a day's work.
Q. Then a strike represents either nothing or idleness?
A. Yes, bludgeons or beer.
Q. And what is the value of reason?
A. Why, something less than smoke.

Simultaneously Punch published a cartoon (rather prematurely) in which Mars, expressing his readiness to arbitrate, appeals to Vulcan to do the same. Lord Rosebery's successful intervention as a mediator in the coal strike in December, 1893, is handsomely acknowledged in the cartoon in which he figures as the "G.O.M.'s handy boy." Lord Rosebery was still at the height of his personal popularity; it was not until 1905 that Punch described him as "unemployable." Unemployment had reached formidable dimensions, and then, as now, proved serviceable material to the political agitator. Mr. Asquith, as Home Secretary, had allowed political meetings in Trafalgar Square "so long as the proceedings were orderly," and Punch represented the disappointment of the extremists at having the ground cut from under their feet by this condition. A year later Punch depicted the Trafalgar Square of the future, with anarchy rampant in every corner, and early in 1894 the verses "The Devil's Latest Walk (after Coleridge and Southey)," fiercely attacking Socialist agitators as animated by sheer malice, are accompanied by a picture of a fiendish figure with horns and tail.

Gambling and Improvidence

Annual Register Punch Punch

Boycotted or not boycotted, if Esther Waters calls general and effectual attention to the growth of gambling, which is the real "curse of the country" in these days, it will do more good than all the Dodos and Marcellas and Barabbases and Heavenly Twins in all the Libraries in the land.

Punch

"Agricultural Depression" bulks largely in Punch's pages in the 'nineties, but it is the farmer, not the farm labourer, who is singled out for commiseration. In 1893 he is shown as Buridan's Ass between two piles of sapless chaff Tory and Liberal overburdened by the triple load of Rents, Rates and Foreign Competition:

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