Mrs. Somers: "Oh, don't encore us! Mr. Campbell would keep saying his things over indefinitely."
Campbell, presenting his cup: "Another lump. It's turned bitter. Two! "
Bemis: "Ha, ha, ha! Very good very good indeed!"
Campbell: "Thank you kindly, Mr. Bemis."
Mrs. Somers, greeting the new arrivals, and leaning forward to shake hands with them as they come up, without rising: "Mrs. Roberts! How very good of you! And Mr. Roberts!"
IIIMR. and MRS. ROBERTS and the OTHERS
Mrs. Roberts: "Of course we were coming."
Mrs. Somers: "Will you have some tea? You see I'm installed already. Mr. Campbell was so greedy he wouldn't wait."
Campbell: "Mr. Bemis and I are here in the character of heroes, and we had to have our tea at once. You're a hero too, Roberts, though you don't look it. Any one who comes to tea in such weather is a hero, or a "
Mrs. Somers, interrupting him with a little shriek: "Ugh! How hot that handle's getting!"
Campbell: "Ah, I dare say. Let me turn out my sister's cup." Pouring out the tea and handing it to Mrs. Roberts. "I don't see how you could reconcile it to your No. Eleven conscience to leave your children in such a snow-storm as this, Agnes."
Mrs. Roberts, in vague alarm: "Why, what in the world could happen to them, Willis?"
Campbell: "Oh, nothing to them . But suppose Roberts got snowed under. Have some tea, Roberts?" He offers to pour out a cup.
Mrs. Somers, dispossessing him of the teapot with dignity: "Thank you, Mr. Campbell; I will pour out the tea."
Campbell: "Oh, very well. I thought the handle was hot."
Mrs. Somers: "It's cooler now."
Campbell: "And you won't
let me help you?"
Mrs. Somers: "When there are more people you may hand the tea."
Campbell: "I wish I knew just how much that meant."
Mrs. Somers: "Very little. As little as an adoptive Californian in his most earnest mood." While they talk Campbell bending over the teapot, on which Mrs. Somers keeps her hand the others form a little group apart.
Bemis, to Mrs. Roberts: "I hope Mr. Roberts's distinguished friend won't give us the slip on account of the storm."
Roberts: "Oh no; he'll be sure to come. He may be late. But he's the most amiable of Englishmen, and I know he won't disappoint Mrs. Somers."
Bemis: "The most unamiable of Englishmen couldn't do that."
Roberts: "Ah, I don't know. Did you meet Mr. Pogis?"
Bemis: "No; what did he do?"
Roberts: "Why, he came to the Hibbens's dinner in a sack coat."
Mrs. Roberts: "I thought it was a Cardigan jacket."
Bemis: "I heard a Norfolk jacket and knickerbockers."
Mrs. Somers: "Ah, there is Mrs. Curwen!" To Campbell, aside: "And without her husband!"
Campbell: "Or any one else's husband."
Mrs. Somers: "For shame!"
Campbell: "You began it."
Mrs. Somers, to Mrs. Curwen; who approaches her sofa: "You are kindness itself, Mrs. Curwen, to come on such a day." The ladies press each other's hands.
IVMRS. CURWEN and the OTHERS
Campbell: "And I am magnanimity embodied. Let me introduce myself, Mrs. Curwen!" He bows, and Mrs. Curwen deeply courtesies.
Mrs. Curwen: "I should never have known you."
Campbell, melodramatically, to Mrs. Somers: "Tea, ho! for Mrs. Curwen impenetrably disguised as kindness."
Mrs. Curwen: "What shall I say to him?"
Mrs. Somers, pouring the tea: "Anything you like, Mrs. Curwen. Aren't we to see Mr. Curwen to-day?"
Mrs. Curwen, taking her tea: "No, I'm his insufficient apology. He's detained at his office business."
Campbell: "Then you see they don't all come, Mrs. Somers."
Mrs. Curwen: "All what?"
Campbell: "Oh, all the heroes."
Mrs. Curwen: "Is that what he was going to say, Mrs. Somers?"
Mrs. Somers: "You never can tell what he's going to say."
Mrs. Curwen: "I should think you would be afraid of him."
Mrs. Somers, with a little shrug: "Oh no; he's quite harmless. It's just a little way he has." To Mr. and Mrs. Miller, Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Bemis, and Dr. Lawton, who all appear together: "Ah, how do you do? So glad to see you! So very kind of you! I didn't suppose you would venture out. And you too, Doctor?" She begins to pour out tea for them, one after another, with great zeal.
VDR. LAWTON, MR. and MRS. MILLER, YOUNG MR. and MRS. BEMIS, and the OTHERS
Campbell: "We all feel it as keenly as you do, Doctor."
Lawton, looking sharply at him: "Oh! you here? I might have expected it. Where is your aunt?"
VIMRS. CRASHAW and the OTHERS
Lawton: "I do, my dear friend. What company is complete without you?"
Mrs. Somers, reaching forward to take her hand, while with her disengaged hand she begins to pour her a cup of tea: "None in my house."
Mrs. Crashaw: "Very pretty." Taking her tea. "I hope it isn't complete, either, without the English painter you promised us."
Mrs. Somers: "No, indeed! And a great many other people besides. But haven't you met him yet? I supposed Mrs. Roberts "
Mrs. Crashaw: "Oh, I don't go to all of Agnes's fandangoes. I was to have seen him at Mrs. Wheeler's he is being asked everywhere, of course but he didn't come. He sent his father and mother instead. They were very nice old people, but they hadn't painted his pictures."