Scott Adams Gods Debris A Thought Experiment
Introduction
Gods Debris doesnt fit into normal publishing cubbyholes. There is even disagreement about whether the material is fiction or nonfiction. I contend that it is fiction because the characters dont exist. Some people contend that it is nonfiction because the opinions and philosophies of the characters might have lasting impact on the reader.
The story contains no violence, no sexual content, and no offensive language. But the ideas expressed by the characters are inappropriate for young minds. People under the age of fourteen should not read it.
The target audience for Gods Debris is people who enjoy having their brains spun around inside their skulls. After a certain age most people are uncomfortable with new ideas. That certain age varies by person, but if youre over fifty-five (mentally) you probably wont enjoy this thought experiment. If youre eighty going on thirty-five, you might like it. If youre twenty-three, your odds of liking it are very good.
The storys central character has a view about God that youve probably never heard before. If you think you would be offended by a fictional characters untraditional view of God, please dont read this.
The opinions and philosophies expressed by the characters are not my own, except by coincidence in a few spots not worth mentioning. Please dont write me with passionate explanations of why my views are wrong. You wont discover my opinions by reading my fiction.
The central character in Gods Debris knows everything. Literally everything. This presented a challenge to me as a writer. When you consider all of the things that can be known, I dont know much. My solution was to create smart-sounding answers using the skeptics creed:
The simplest explanation is usually right.sounds
The simplest-explanation approach turned out to be more provocative than I expected. The simplest explanations for the Big Questions ended up connecting paths that dont normally get connected. The description of reality in Gods Debris isnt true, as far as I know, but its oddly compelling. Therein lies the thought experiment:
Try to figure out whats wrong with the simplest explanations.
You might love this thought experiment wrapped in a story. Or you might hate it. But you wont easily get it out of your mind. For maximum enjoyment, share Gods Debris with a smart friend and then discuss it while enjoying a tasty beverage.
The Package
My story begins on a day I delivered to a place Id never been. Thats usually a fun challenge. Theres a certain satisfaction when you find a new place without using the map. Rookies use maps.
If you work in the city long enough, it begins to deal with you on a personal level. Streets reveal their moods. Sometimes the signal lights love you. Sometimes they fight you. When youre hunting for a new building,
you hope the city is on your side. You have to use a little bit of thinking you might call it the process of eliminationand you need a little bit of instinct, but not too much of either. If you think too hard, you overshoot your target and end up at the Pier or the Tenderloin. If you relax and let the city help, the destination does all the work for you. It was one of those days.
Its amazing how many times you can travel the same route without noticing a particular sign. Then when youre looking for it, there it is. Universe Avenue. I would have sworn it wasnt there a day ago, but I knew it didnt work that way.
It was a scruffy package, barely up to company standards. I calculated the distance from my van to the doorway and decided the packing material could handle the moisture. On behalf of the package and myself, I surrendered to the rain.
This delivery required a signature. Those were the best kind. I could talk to people without any awkward lulls in the conversation. I liked people, but I didnt feel comfortable chatting unless there was a reason. A delivery was a good excuse for some shallow interaction. People were happy to see me and I was never at a loss for words. Id say, Sign on this line, and theyd say, Thank you. Wed exchange some meaningless wishes and Id be off. Thats how it was supposed to work.
I walked up the four steps to the ornate wooden door and pressed the doorbell. A muffled bing-bong filled the interior and leaked out the cracks of the doorjamb.
Delivery people dont like to leave the little yellow note, a confession of delivery failure. It means a do-over. I liked to do my work once. I liked my tasks to have beginnings and ends. As a rule of thumb, almost any customer can get to the front door in about a minute. But I usually waited two, in case someone was indisposed or having trouble walking. Two minutes is an eternity when youre standing under a doorway on a rainy San Francisco afternoon.
Rookies wear jackets.
Two minutes passed. The companys rules said I couldnt try the doorknob. They were emphatic about that.
Ah, rules.
The Old Man
I figured I would leave the package inside the door and sign the customers name. I had signed for customers before; no one had complained yet. It was a firing offense, but that only happened if you got caught.