"You locked your door, sir?" Fraser asked.
"I always do. Always!"
"May I see your key?"
Mallory handed Fraser his key-chain. Fraser knelt quietly beside the splintered door-frame. He examined the keyhole closely, then rose to his feet.
"Were there any suspicious characters reported in the hall?" Fraser asked Kelly.
Kelly was offended. "May I ask who you are to inquire, sir?"
"Inspector Fraser, Bow Street."
"No, Inspector," Kelly said, sucking his teeth. "No suspicious characters. Not to my personal knowledge!"
"You'll keep this matter confidential, Mr. Kelly. I assume that like other Royal Society establishments you take only guests who are accredited savants?"
"That is our firm policy. Inspector!"
"But your guests are allowed visitors?"
"Male visitors, sir. Properly escorted ladiesnothing scandalous, sir!"
"A well-dressed hotel cracksman," Fraser concluded. "And arsonist. Not so good an arsonist as he is a cracksman, for he was rather clumsy in the way he heaped those papers below the desk and the wardrobe. He'd a skeleton bar-key for this tumbler-lock. Had to scrape about a bit, but I doubt it took him five full minutes."
"This beggars belief," Mallory said.
Kelly looked near tears. "A savant guest burned out of his room! I don't know what to say! I have not heard of such a wickedness since the days of Ludd! 'Tis a shame. Dr. Mallorya foul shame!"
Mallory shook his head. "I should have warned you of this, Mr. Kelly. I have dire enemies."
Kelly swallowed. "We know, sir. There's much talk of it among the staff,
sir."
Fraser was examining the remnants of the desk, poking about in the litter with the warped brass hanger-rod from the wardrobe. "Tallow," he said.
"We carry insurance. Dr. Mallory," Kelly said hopefully. "I don't know if our policy covers exactly this sort of matter, but I do hope we can make good your losses! Please accept my most sincere apologies!"
"It scotches me," Mallory said, looking about the wreckage. "But not so great a hurt as perhaps they hoped! I keep all my most important papers in the Palace safety-box. And of course I never leave money here." He paused. "I assume the Palace safe remains unrifled, Mr. Kelly."
"Yes, sir," Kelly said. "Or ratherlet me see to that at once, sir." He left hastily, bowing.
"Your friend the Derby stiletto-man," Fraser said. "He did not dare dog you today, but once we'd left, he crept up here, cracked the door, and lit candles among your heaped-up papers. He was long and safely gone before the alarm was raised."
"He must know a deal about my schedule," Mallory said. "Knows all about me, I daresay. He's plundered my number. He's taken me for a cake."
"In a manner of speaking, sir." Fraser tossed the brass pole aside. "He's a trumped-up amateur. Your skilled arsonist uses liquid paraffin, which consumes itself and all it touches."
"I shan't make that dinner with the Agnostics tonight, Fraser. I've nothing to wear!"
Fraser stood quite still. "I can see you face misfortune very bravelylike a scholar and a gentleman. Dr. Mallory."
"Thank you," Mallory said. There was a silence. "Fraser, I need a drink."
Fraser nodded slowly.
"For Heaven's sake, Fraser, let us go somewhere where we can do some genuine, blackguard, poverty-stricken drinking, with no false gingerbread glitter thrown over everything! Let us away from the fashionable Palace, to a house where they don't mind letting in a man with nothing left but the coat on his back!" Mallory kicked about in the rubble of his wardrobe.
"I know what you need, sir," Fraser said soothingly. "A cheery place to let off a bit of steamwhere there's drink and dance and lively ladies."
Mallory discovered the blackened brass toggles of his Wyoming military-coat. The sight of this stung him deeply. "You wouldn't be trying to nanny me, would you, Fraser? I suppose Oliphant told you to nanny me. I think that would be a mistake. I'm in a mood for trouble, Fraser."
"I don't mistake you at all, sir. The day has been very unkind. But then, you've yet to see Cremorne Gardens."
"The only thing I want to see is the stiletto-man in the sights of a buffalo-rifle!"
"I understand that sentiment perfectly, sir."
Mallory opened his silver cigar-caseat least he still had that possessionand lit his last prime Havana. He puffed it hard, until the calm of good tobacco hit his blood. "On the other hand," he said at last, "I suppose your Cremorne Gardens might well do in a pinch."
Fraser led the way, far down Cromwell Lane, past the great pile of pale brick that was the Diseased Chest Hospital: a nightmarishly dire place this evening. Mallory could not help but think.
A vague notion of medical grimness continued to prey on Mallory's mind, so much so that they stopped at the next public-house, where Mallory had four or possibly five shots of a surprisingly decent whiskey. The pub was crowded with New Brompton locals, who seemed quite cheery in a cozy, besieged sort of way, though they kept slipping tuppenny bits into a pianola that tinkled "Come to the Bower," a song Mallory loathed. "There was no rest for him here. In any case, it was not Cremorne Gardens.