He was doing so. There was no sound of the door opening because doors on mansions do not make noises3 but there were voices in the reception hall, and everybody turned to face the arch. In they came, a pair, two precinct men in uniform. They marched in and stopped, and one of them asked, Mr Robert Robilotti?
Im Robert Robilotti, he said.
This your house? We got
No, Mrs Robilotti said. Its my house.
Chapter 4
on a shelf and went to the kitchen.
Fritz, at the refrigerator, turned and actually left the refrigerator door open to stare at me.
Behold! he said. He had told me once that he had got that out of his French-English dictionary, many years ago, as a translation
of voila .
I want, I said, a quart of orange juice, a pound of sausage, six eggs, twenty griddle cakes, and a gallon of coffee.
No doughnuts with honey?
Yes. I forgot to mention them. I dropped on to the chair I occupy at breakfast, groaning. Speaking of honey, if you want to make a friend who will never fail you, you might employ the eggs in a hedgehog omelet, with plenty No. It would take too long. Just fry em.
I never fry eggs. He was stirring a bowl of batter. You have had a night?
I have. A murder with all the trimmings.
Ah! Terrible! A client, then?
I do not pretend to understand Fritzs attitude towards murder. He deplores it. To him the idea of one human being killing another io insupportable; he has told me so, and he meant it. But he never has the slightest interest in the details, not even who the victim was, or the murderer, and if I try to tell him about any of the fine points it just bores him. Beyond the bare fact that again a human being has done something insupportable, the only question he wants answered is whether we have a client.
No client, I told him.
There may be one, if you were there. Have you had nothing to eat?
No. Three hours ago they offered to get me a sandwich at the District Attorneys office, but my stomach said no. It preferred to wait for something that would stay down. He handed me a glass of orange juice. Many, many thanks. That sausage smells marvellous.
He didnt like to talk or listen when he was actually cooking, even something as simple as broiling sausage, so I picked up the Times, there on my table as usual, and gave it a look. A murder has to be more than run-of-the-mill to make the front page of the Times, but this one certainly qualified, having occurred at the famous unmarried-mothers party at the home of Mrs Robert Robilotti, and it was there, with a three-column lead on the bottom half of the page, carried over to page 23. But the account didnt amount to much, since it had happened so late, and there were no pictures, not even of me. That settled, I propped the paper on the reading rack and tackled a sausage and griddle cake.
I was arranging two poached eggs on the fourth cake when the house phone buzzed, and I reached for it and said good morning and had Wolfes voice.
So youre here. When did you get home?
Half an hour ago. Im eating breakfast. I suppose it was on the seven-thirty newscast.
Yes. I just heard it. As you know, I dislike the word newscast. Must you use it?
Correction. Make it the seven-thirty radio news broadcast. I dont feel like arguing, and my cake is getting cold.
You will come up when you have finished.
I said I would. When I had cradled the phone Fritz asked if he was in humour, and I said I didnt know and didnt give a damn. I was still sore at myself.
I took my time with the meal, treating myself to three cups of coffee instead of the usual two, and was taking the last swallow when Fritz returned from taking up the breakfast tray. I put the cup down, got up, had a stretch and a yawn, went to the hall, mounted the flight of stairs in no hurry, turned left, tapped on a door, and was told to come in.
Entering, I blinked. The morning sun was streaking in and glancing off the vast expanse of Wolfes yellow pyjamas. He was seated at a table by a window, barefooted, working on a bowl of fresh figs with cream. When I was listing the cash requirements of the establishment I might have mentioned that fresh figs in March, by air from Chile , are not hay.
He gave me a look. You are dishevelled, he stated.
Yes, sir. Also disgruntled. Also disslumbered. Did the broadcast say she was murdered?
No. That she died of poison and the police are investigating. Your name was not mentioned. Are you involved?
Up to my chin. I had been told by a friend of hers that she had a bottle of cyanide in her bag, and I was keeping an eye on her. We were together in the drawing-room, dancing, all twelve of us, not counting the butler and the band, when a man brought her a glass of champagne, and she took a gulp, and in eight minutes she was dead. It was cyanide, thats established, and the way it works it had to be in the champagne, but she didnt put it there. I was watching her, and Im the one that says she didnt. Most of the others, maybe all of them, would like to have it that she did. Mrs Robilotti would like to choke me, and some of the others would