Shabrin Boris Borisovich - I am Dracula. An interview with the greatest vampire

I am Dracula

An interview with the greatest vampire

Boris Borisovich Shabrin

© Boris Borisovich Shabrin, 2023

ISBN 978-5-0060-9470-3

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Draculas infamous reputation

Are you tired of mundane book reviews that fail to challenge your intellect and leave you feeling unfulfilled? Look no further! Fose, the infamous black magician, has a riveting tale to tell about his encounter with none other than Vlad Tepes, aka Dracula, the vampire tyrant.

Lets start with a brief introduction to Dracula, shall we? Hes infamous for his blood-sucking tendencies and his iron-fisted rule over his subjects. Hes so feared that even centuries after his death, his legend lives on, striking terror into the hearts of all who hear his name. But what could bring such a notorious figure to Russia? And why, of all people, would he choose to sit down for an interview with Fosé, the enigmatic black magician?

These are questions that will leave you scratching your head and questioning the very fabric of reality. But fear not, my dear reader, for Fose has all the answers!

In his typical sarcastic style, Fosé regales us with a tale filled with metaphors that are sure to leave your mind reeling. Was Dracula seeking redemption, or was he simply bored of his eternal existence and seeking a new challenge? Did Fosé summon him with a flick of his wand, or did Dracula seek him out on his own accord? The answers may surprise you, but one things for certain  this is not your typical book review.

But dont take my word for it. Dive headfirst into Fosés tale and experience the bewilderment for yourself. From one single woman in her 50s who has been burned by love to another, trust me when I say that this is the escape youve been looking for. So grab some popcorn, sit back, and let Fosé take you on a journey that you wont soon forget.

Instead of a preface

This book is a historical document  the most complete manuscript of the life and deeds of Dracula (Vlad Tepes) ever written. The magician Fose is famous for his ability to interview the most famous mythological creatures. This time he will conduct for you a live interview with Dracula (Vlad the Impaler, an ancient vampire from Romania), who arrived in Russia yesterday on his vampire business.

The magician Fose met Vlad Tepes at a mysterious abode, where the ancient vampire decided to accept an interview. Dracula, dressed in a black cloak and with a mysterious gleam in his eyes, sat in a chair opposite the magician.

PART 1: The Arrival of Vlad Tepes to Russia

 What brought you to Russia, and how do you feel about the country?

 What are the cultural differences between Russia and Romania?

Preface to Vlad the Impalers Visit to Russia

Fose: Can you tell us a little bit about your background, and how you came to be known as Dracula?

Dracula: My background is one of great mystery and intrigue. I was born into a noble family in Transylvania in the 15th century, and was known by many names throughout my life. It was my military campaigns against the Ottoman Turks that earned me the nickname Vlad the Impaler, due to my fondness for impaling my enemies on wooden stakes. However, it was the novel Dracula by Bram Stoker that solidified my legacy as a legendary vampire.

Fose: So, Dracula, its great to have you here in Russia. Can you tell us why youre here?

Dracula: Well, Fose, I must say its a pleasure to be here. As for why Im here, there are many reasons. I could say Im on a diplomatic mission, but that might not be entirely accurate. You see, Im something of a traveler at heart. I love to see new places, meet new people, and learn about new cultures.

Fose: Thats fascinating. How did you travel to Russia? Did you fly or take a more unconventional route?

Dracula: Ah, well, you know how it is. When youre immortal, you tend to get a little restless. So, I decided to take a more scenic route, shall we say. I traveled through the forests of Romania and crossed the Carpathian Mountains. Then, I made my way across the Black Sea and into Russia. It was quite a journey, but I enjoyed every minute of it.

Fose: And where are you now? Are you staying in Moscow or traveling around the country?

Dracula: Actually, Im in St. Petersburg at the moment. Its a beautiful city, full of history and culture. Ive been spending my days exploring the museums and art galleries, and my nights well, lets just say Ive been enjoying the local nightlife.

Fose: Sounds like youre having a great time. Do you have any plans to visit other parts of Russia while youre here?

Dracula: Absolutely. Ive heard there are some incredible sights to see in Siberia, and Id love to visit the Kamchatka Peninsula. Of course, Ill have to make my way back to Romania at some point, but for now, Im just enjoying the journey.

Vlad Tepess Relationship with Russia

Fose: Dracula, its been said that you have a complicated history with Russia. Can you tell us about your relationship with the country and its people?

Dracula: Ah, yes, Russia. Its a country that has both fascinated and confounded me over the centuries. My interactions with Russian leaders have been lets just say, interesting. Ive met with tsars and emperors, and even had a run-in with Ivan the Terrible. But despite our differences, theres always been a certain respect between us.

Fose: And what about the Russian people? Have you had a chance to interact with them?

Dracula: Oh, yes. The Russian people are a resilient and hardy bunch. Theyve endured countless wars, invasions, and revolutions, and yet they still manage to maintain their unique culture and identity. Ive always been impressed by their love of literature, music, and art. Its a country that has produced some of the greatest artists and thinkers in history.

Fose: Thats very interesting. What are your impressions of Russia today?

Dracula: Well, I have to say, Im quite impressed. The country has undergone a lot of changes over the past few centuries, but it still retains its unique character. Ive been particularly impressed by the modernization efforts in places like Moscow and St. Petersburg. And of course, the people are as resilient as ever.

Cultural differences with Russia

Fose: Mr. Dracula, Im curious about your thoughts on cultural differences between Romania and Russia. As someone who has lived for centuries, you must have had the opportunity to experience various cultures and societies. Can you share with us some of your observations?

Dracula: Ah, yes, cultural differences. They are indeed quite intriguing. As for Romania and Russia, well, both countries have a rich history and culture. However, the differences are quite apparent. For instance, the language, the food, the music, the art, and the people themselves are all distinct.

Fose: Can you elaborate on some of those differences?

Dracula: Certainly. For example, the Russian language has its own unique grammar, pronunciation, and vocabulary. The same goes for Romanian. As for food, Russian cuisine tends to be more hearty and filling, while Romanian cuisine has more of a Mediterranean influence. In terms of music, traditional Russian folk songs have a different melody and rhythm compared to Romanian folk songs.

Fose: Thats very interesting. What about the people themselves? Do you find any significant differences between Russians and Romanians?

Dracula: Well, I think people are people, no matter where you go. However, there are certainly some cultural differences that can shape the way people think and behave. Russians, for instance, tend to be more reserved and introspective, while Romanians are generally more outgoing and expressive. But, of course, there are always exceptions to these generalizations.